Tasting a song
Food is a symphony you can taste and Music is a buffet you can hear.
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Tasting a song
Food is a symphony you can taste and Music is a buffet you can hear.

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What is peasant to a King? What is a King to God?
...what is God to a non-believer?
Therapy Cooking?
ok since i know no one other than porn bots is going to see this im just gonna throw some drunk 5am thoughts out there. Cooking and i guess life? decisions or mentality maybe are kind of similar. Is the food burned? you left it to long in a hot environment or maybe left it in a an environment that went from warm to hot over to long of a period of time. Is the food bland and boring? well you didn’t add enough of the right spices or the person you are cooking for doesn’t like flavor maybe idk...do you wish there was a change in the texture of the food? well you can always add something while it is being cooked or even make something else afterwards to add on top...
lemme know if this makes sense or if im just drunk.
Female Character Development
Ok I might be wrong but...so far the best examples of female character development I have found have been Evelyn Carnahan in The Mummy and Elizabeth Swan in Pirates of the Caribbean. One goes from mousy nerdy librarian to Badass “Will shank you and send your soul to the underworld” and the other goes from high society dresses and dances to “Pirate queen?...no, Pirate King, Wife to the New Davy Jones and Pirate Lord of Singapore.”
They go from these frail rule abiding women to snake kicking, sword crossing bad bitches that take no shit from anyone nevermind how dead they are suppose to be.
Alright so by now i think most people have seen the fourth Indiana Jones movie. Can someone please explain to me what it would actually take for the magnetism in the warehouse scene to be as strong as it was? the mention the aliens have crystals for bones but last i checked crystals weren't magnetic. Also Indie just tosses gun powder into the air and it flows off in a cloud towards their destination...now i am frighteningly ignorant about how magnets work but even i find that part hard to accept. What i am asking is: how powerful would the magnetic field have to be for something like that to occur and would it be noticeable to humans? Also wouldn't a magnet that strong start pulling the nails and crates around it closer?

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Does anyone remember the movies like We’re back with the dinosaurs? or the Troll in Central Park? i miss when movies were just that...movies. I miss when movies were just a way to bring smiles to kids and not some way to push a political message.
Does anyone else feel like The Doctor is to humans what Humans are to aliens in the Humans Are Space Orcs tag?
New hair/beard fashion
I call it scavenger chic...pick up whatever you can from the workplace that you could braid or weave your hair or beard into. For example where i work we use brass inserts that have threads inside and ridges on the outside in a kind of neat pattern. Some of these inserts are big enough to pull a decent amount of hair through so i have begun to use them as beard beads. I found a six sided piece of brass pipe or something on the ground at work so i grabbed up, polished and cleaned it and it is now my newest beard bead. Maybe you work in a mechanic shop and have found a lug nut, take it to a grinder and shape it like you want and wear your profession in your beard. Maybe you work in an office and have a few minutes to yourself along with an excess of paperclips...spend a few minutes to relax, decompress and practice twisting them into a shape you enjoy.
If I was ever an architect or had the chance to do so, I would make a house where the dimensions were just slightly off. One wall in a hallway would lean in or away from the other by just a few degrees. The faucets would be turned left or right just slightly. Doors would be skinnier at the top or bottom but just barely...things like that.
When you learned of the god of war, you thought he’d be tall and muscular and angry. When you were about to meet him, you braced yourself for the worst.
You weren’t quite expecting the short, scrawny, shy kid you ended up getting instead.
Olive skin, black hair, skinny, dirty face with pale lines where tears had sliced through the ash and dust. A white chiton dress and a threadbare shawl draped over her shoulders.
A pair of wings - huge, black vulture wings, far too large on her tiny body - were the only things that suggested she was divine.
The general shifted his weight from foot to foot. Obviously respect had to be given to gods, but… “Er - I’m sorry, I was invoking Ares? The god of war?”
The child god shrunk in on herself, and pulled the shawl over her shoulders. She muttered something. “Sorry?” the general asked.
“Ares is the god of slaughter,” the child god said in a slightly louder voice. “Not war.”
The general looked at the priest. The priest shrugged, clearly lost at sea. “Well,” the general said, “then maybe Athena? Goddess of tactics in war?”
“Tactics,” the child god repeated. “Not war.”
There was a long, ugly silence, as the huge vulture wings shifted with the whisper of brushing feathers. “My name is - was - Iphigenia. Daughter of Agamemnon, king of Mycenae, commander of the Greeks who stormed the walls of Troy. When my father disgraced Artemis, and the winds of Greece would not blow her battleships to Troy, I was brought to Aulis. For my wedding, I was told. I was-”
She sobbed. Teardrops dribbled off her chin and fell to the temple floor. “I was fourteen. And then I was brought to the highest altar in Aulis, and - and then - and-”
Another sob. “I was fourteen,” she said.
The vulture wings draped over her, and she disappeared under the cloak of black feathers. When they parted, and when the child god looked up at the general, he fell backwards. Those eyes. Eyes he’d seen a thousand times in battle -
“I am the true spirit of war, general,” the child god said. “I am the goddess of bloodshed, of sacrifice, of the slaughter of innocents. I am invoked when men ravage, burn and pillage. I am invoked when mothers cry out, when sons die, when daughters are stolen. I hear it all, general. I have heard it all since the fall of Troy.”
The terrible wings opened up. The child god loomed over the fallen man, twenty, thirty feet tall. Somewhere, the priest was screaming. “How dare you call upon my name.”
Beware the Names you speak...you just might call upon One you wish not to answer.

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Everyone has a superpower based on the topography of where they were born (IE: Mountains, deserts, etc.). You are the first person to be born in space.
I really don’t want to be That Guy...but...this has already been done on an official two part audible book level. The Book Star Child...kid gets born in space and has the power to control gravity and essentially make black holes, has to hide his powers and such. It is a great book you should check it out but...the whole born with powers based on WHERE you were born thing has made it to actual publication level.
This is so hysterical on so many levels, I love it..
This is Scrat the Ice Age squirrel in human form
there is no way to predict how this video will go
I have been reduced to tears
How to deal with Self Made Trauma/Consequences of bad Decisions
Drink until you can’t handle sounds, eat food, continue drinking, pass out...repeat.
You know for all the problems anime characters seem to have...I really envy them. Now I have not seen a lot of animes, but the ones that I have seen have never once involved things like having to save the world...and do your taxes correctly and on time...I have never seen an anime where the main character ends up becoming an alcoholic failure because some aspect of their sexual interests was outed to their friends in the most humiliating way...If there is a series where the main character ends up trying to balance a healthy work/life ratio while dealing with various psychological problems and making a doctors appointment I would love to check it out...I envy the standard characters because they always seem to have a goal, hope, energy and the time to do The Thing. You just got stabbed and turned into a slime monster...guess what you are now uber powerful because reasons, Just woke up from a stone nap? no problem all those debts you owed are super dead and now you can just kill stuff to your hearts content, you are a felon and having a hard time finding a job? nah here take this sword and go cut some demon heads off its all good.
Something just occurred to me...supposedly you can bind,compel and summon fae by speaking three times be it their name or your intent etc...oddly enough in order to summon and release Beetlejuice you need to say his name three times... Coincidence?

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Stabby’s space shanty
(With thanks to @stonetheskald)
What do we do with a stabby roomba, What do we do with a stabby roomba, What do we do with a stabby roomba, In the void between stars
Way, hey, and hit the warp drive Way, hey, and hit the warp drive Way, hey, and hit the warp drive In the void between stars
Give him the best knife and some respect Give him the best knife and some respect Give him the best knife and some respect In the void between stars
chorus
Get yourself some armor for your ankles Get yourself some armor for your ankles Get yourself some armor for your ankles In the void between stars
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Give him a promotion with each stabbing Give him a promotion with each stabbing Give him a promotion with each stabbing In the void between stars
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Promote him to the top when he stabs the captain Promote him to the top when he stabs the captain Promote him to the top when he stabs the captain In the void between stars
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Salute him when he passes with all fanfare Salute him when he passes with all fanfare Salute him when he passes with all fanfare In the void between stars
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Cheer when he stops alien space pirates Cheer when he stops alien space pirates Cheer when he stops alien space pirates In the void between stars
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Three cheers for Captain Stabby Three cheers for Captain Stabby Three cheers for Captain Stabby In the void between stars
Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh
I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff
no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that
Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.
Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?
doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them
You will die in 7 days
It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right
Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I
You could if you weren’t a fucking coward
this post was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here