Pink Silk & Black Leather

my ability to be both a sweetie pie and a sick pervert will lead me to great things

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

All kinds of shit is always happening to Sailor Moon in broad daylight on the sidewalk

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

magical girl shows are good because their attacks will be something like "super love sunshine friendship beam" but make no mistake, super love sunshine friendship beam WILL end you. super love sunshine friendship beam will leave a crater in the ground where you once stood. you cannot understimate the power of super love sunshine friendship beam.

anyway here’s to being a year older and sexier and wiser and smarter

I almost don't feel like I gotta use a VPN and stuff anymore lmao

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

Is this a trick survey for mental illness

Is your heart okay?

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

source? pattern recognition

Girlhood: