hey.

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

I received 2k 2 days after reblogging this 

she yay on my yippee til i hooray

sometimes I think I'm exaggerating when describing myself as a weird misunderstood animal who can't communicate with the rest of the world, but then I remember about the people that told me I am exactly like Allison in the breakfast club.

thinking about my former classmate who told me that before getting to know me she (and I quote) "thought i was one of those crazy people, like those that rock back and forth in a corner"

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should