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A: This isn’t you

B: tf of course its me

A: Nah you’d never waste your time on a nobody when there’s a perfectly good threat right here

Warning: Talking about radiostatic and a show that takes place in hell. So there will be mentions of dark things like death, murder, violence, etc

“Al! Lift me up! … please…”

I like to imagine it’s a lot of mutual hate, and love. Hating that they have a crush. “No no no no! Out of all people why them!? Why at all!” Kinda thoughts, and a lot of denial. But still trying to be near each other super often. I imagine the first time they were paired up was by a teacher for a project, or trip. After that it was “I’m just trying to make sure he doesn’t cause trouble!” “I’m saving the rest of the school from having to deal with her. You all should be grateful!” “If I know where she is I know she won’t be in my way”

Also imagine how much this would piss off Sara lol. Her first friend dating her first least favorite person XD

Also Rev seeing how harshly Wendy is getting compared to him. (Before they start to crush of course). And being pissed because HE’S the one trying to start trouble. HE’S the problem. So why are they taking her more seriously for just being annoying compared to him. It’s not fair, and pissing him off <3

Wendy seeing this, and it starts to change how they both see each other. For the first time someone is standing up for her, or at least consistency doing so rather than it being a one time thing. And he’s willing to give up his better treatment even though it benefits him

At first he wasn’t doing it for her. She just happened to be the victim, and the whole thing angered him. If they are going to talk rehabilitation, and lecture him about morals they should at least treat their students fairly. But then he saw how she was treated by the school, how much she hated Kade, and he doesn’t like it but he can’t see her the same. The first and only person to truly understand his hatred of this stupid school

After that they really aren’t seen apart. They still hate each other, but a little less, and the school much more. Slowly they both develop crushes that slowly grow until they realize they are there. “shit.”

At first they bite their tongue whenever someone is attacking the other. They don’t want to risk being possessive and someone getting the wrong idea. Until they both stop caring and will obliterate anyone who tries to harm their enemy. “They’re my enemy got it. Get your own!”

Bella, Mark, and Sera work hard for them to finally admit they like eachother

Bella: Once they get together they’ll be all lovey dovey instead of destroying half the gym in a stupid fight! Right?

Bella, sweetie, no.

They end up together on their own without the others. They definitely do cute couples stuff partly because Wendy forces Rev too, but its still mostly chaos. They love to bicker, and try to kill each other in the middle of the hallway. They gossip, and scheme together. They have a cute couple picture where they are both smiling while Wendy is holding a spear in his chest

While they are fighting to the death:

Rev: This Saturday 7 pm meet at *insert monster restaurant here* if you dare

Wendy with a chair over her head: …Are you asking me out?

Rev: … Is that cool?

Wendy: Uh yeah yeah that sounds nice. Now die, zombie boy!

Rev: You first!

Rev: Deer

Wendy: Fuck you.

They threaten the student body into giving them prom king and queen. Rev didn’t really want it but Wendy did so he made it happen. He does like being referred to as King anyway

Rev always joins Wendy when she gets punished. Often encouraging her to skip, and helping her come up with escape plans even if be stays there. Helps that he can distract the teacher and cover for her so they never find out. She doesn’t always join him when he gets punished since he already gets his pretty lenient ones anyway. But she does have fun when she does

Wendy who was forced to wake up early because of a punishment is really tired and needs a nao. So she rests her head on Rev’s shoulder, and arcs her legs across his lap barely touching. He death glares anyone who even gets close to being a decimal too loud. Then after whisper shouting at a guy too much he gets angry and actually shouts waking her up. Then has to deal with a pissed grumpy Wendy

Ragatha: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Jax: Stop romanticizing the past.

Jax: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Ragatha: Okay.

Jax: And make out during the scary parts.

Ragatha: Th-

Ragatha: The scary parts.

Ragatha: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Jax: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Jax: I became more evil if you’re curious
Ragatha: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
Jax: I’m going to get worse on purpose

Ragatha: I made tea.

Jax: I don’t want tea.

Ragatha: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Jax: Then why are you telling me?

Ragatha: It is a conversation starter.

Jax: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Ragatha: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

Jax: Ragatha and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Ragatha: Sentences.

Jax: Don't interrupt me.

Ragatha: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Jax: Anything, honestly, but farm girls especially

Ragatha, desperately, as Jax bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Jax: Oh! B positive.

Ragatha: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Jax:

Ragatha: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Jax: You and me!!!

Ragatha, tearing up: Okay.

Jax: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Ragatha:

Ragatha: Jax, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Jax: *Sips coffee from bowl*

Jax: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Ragatha: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Jax:

Jax: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Jax: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Ragatha: Go the fuck to sleep

Jax: What gif I don't want to?

Ragatha: Fuck You

Ragatha: Jax was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Ragatha: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Ragatha: Jax, you ate a chair.

* Ragatha and Jax skipping stones on lake*

Ragatha: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Jax, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

Jax: You're right.

Ragatha: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Jax: Top 30 reasons why Jax is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!

Ragatha: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

Jax: You love me, right, Ragatha?

Ragatha: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

Jax: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Ragatha: Twelve, actually.

Jax: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Ragatha: Yours!

Jax: That's right: no one's.

Ragatha: I’m going to take you out

Jax: great, it’s a date!

Ragatha: I meant that as a threat.

Jax: See you at five!

Jax: Am I in trouble?
Ragatha: Take a guess.
Jax: No?
Ragatha: Take another guess.

Jax: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Ragatha: I think you mean cards.

Jax, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

All of them are at the bar or anywhere with a similar seating arrangement

Jax: *lowkey starring at Ragatha because wow she is so pretty*

Pomni: *teasing him* take a picture it’ll last longer

Jax: *annoyed, and shoves her off her seat*

Ragatha: Jax! Omg Pomni are you okay *rushing over to help*

Jax: Maybe now I should take picture. I’d love to be able to shove this in your face forever

Pomni: Yeah you would asshole *kinda playful. Still wants to tease him about his crush*

Jax: Hey raggs wanna take a bite?

Ragatha: What? It’s your dessert, and I have my own

Jax: So what? Come on just try it

*Ragatha casually takes a bite from the spoon Jax is holding*

Ragatha: Nooooo! That’s better than what I ordered!

*Jax grins and takes another bite as Ragatha flopped her face onto the bar counter*

Jax: You look so stupid now. If you’re gonna mope you can have another bite

Ragatha: No I’m okay. I just didn’t expect it to be so good

Jax: Then just take another bite. It’s not like I mind

Ragatha: Hmm okay

*Zooble & Gangle at another table nearby*

Zooble: How do they not realize they’re dating?

Gangle: I don’t know