This is my coup de gravy!

i got that dog in me but it's one of those little fucked up trembling scared ones

Please don't call yourself that Mr Cho

Can't eat ham, can't call myself daddy. Fucking liberals.

I would love to unclench my jaw one day

actually if u peek behind 10 pm theres just all these secret little extra hours hidden behind there and nobody knows where they come from and u should make sure to use them all up on games👍👍

Ozzy Osbourne’s death is like the death of a crusty white 3 legged no toothed dog in it’s mid 20s. It’s shocking and heartbreaking, but the shock mostly comes from the fact that it lived so long and through so much bodily strain that you kind of subconsciously assumed it was immortal.

I mean- yeah

anyways, i sped through cove's wedding dlc to remember what happened and i now have a list and a few ideas d(･∀･○)

i have learned today wedding vows are usually somewhere between 150-500 words and span roughly along 1-3 minutes max.