"if it were a fight i was bringin', you'd not be able to speak without one of them fancy necromancy spells."
fuck it. the cry of the barbarian, yeah? the legacy of his father: your life is nothing if you can't throw it all away for the blood and sheer fucking delight of the battle. that was what fueled the bite of his reply to the pretender.
he had been hired on as one of the patriarch's bodyguard and had been doing well thus far, but this fucker was a splinter digging under the nail bed. he was a rotten tooth you couldn't stop tonguing until your gums ached. he was making it hard to shut up and do his fucking job.
his expression had been grim, at best, until a rogue thought had the corner of his mouth ticking upward in a dark, smug smile.
"and if i were in love with you, your grace, you wouldn't be roaming so restlessly. wouldn't be able to walk at all i reckon."