Bruh.

reblog for noises

TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

@boobkittenprincess

[*between laughter* “this fucking filter looks like a gay barcode scanner. beep beep bitch, you’re gay!”]

me and the girls

My four remaining brain cells while I have a panic attack in a crowded public area

i see a komodo dragon and i think, “well that dude fucks”

hoho! this is me every time i see someone drinking a ginger ale!

are you god

you know those posts made by bots that seem like they could pass off as posts made by actual users? yeah this is like the literal inverse of that

Yo, this shit drives straight guys bonkers. They start questioning what’s “gay” about themselves. I say we kick this into overdrive and confuse some bitches.

oh my god they did it!

This is probably the most impressive and beautiful thing I’ve seen in years.

I love wisdom