save me nanago

loyal knight

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

happy first day of pride everyone

No matter what a post on tumblr tries to tell you, your moral and ethical stances will never be determined by what you reblog and what you scroll past. Don’t let manipulation tactics force you into doing anything you don’t want to do.

if you sneeze without covering your mouth on public transit then you deserve *pauses to consider my convictions regarding punitive justice* *nods head resolutely* the death penalty

Restricting the biblical levels of greed contained within every pet cat

i know medical reports have to write things this way, but when i see "dull mood, denies smoking" on my doctor's visit summary i can't help but hear "boring bitch and a croaking liar"

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured