╱ ( romance is dead )

sentences drawn from the series ‘euphoria’ on HBO. trigger warnings apply; drug use, sex, rough language. viewer discretion is advised.  

“i was once content.”

“I was repeatedly crushed.”

“I can heard you, i can hear you.”

“What are you doing?”

“Explain this shit to me.”

“You find yourself trying to outrun your anxiety.”

“I’m just fucking exhausted.”

“It’s pretty fucked up.”

“At some point you make a choice about who you are and what you want.”

“Did you eat breakfast?”

“What’s with the sunglasses?”

“I just showed up one day without a map or a compass.”

“I didn’t build this system, nor did i fuck it up.”

“And then it happens. That moment when your breath starts to slow.”

“Every time you breathe out all the oxygen you have.”

“Everything stops. Your lungs, your heart — and finally your brain.”

“I didn’t want to fuck up anyone’s night.”

“It’s all I ever wanted, those two seconds of nothingness.”

“I’m very happy for you.”

“You’re about to start a brand-new chapter.”

“I had no intention of staying clean.”

“Shit, I don’t know.”

“She came in yesterday, lookin’ all sailor moon and shit.”

“I’m fucking with you. It was a joke.”

“I thought your ass was dead.”

“I have zero fucking idea what you said.”

“I don’t know. I don’t give a fuck. She broke up with me.”

“Yeah… shut the fuck up.”

“I’m disgusting.”

“He’s not a loser. He’s a dick.”

“Y’all need to walk into this party like your pussy costs a million dollars.”

“You just need to catch a dick.”

“Can you not be a cunt for like fifteen seconds?”

“What? Don’t walk away from me.”

“You know what? I don’t trust you.”

“I just said I was out to fucking eat.”

“You are not leaving this house until you take drug test.”

“Girl’s gonna be the death of me.”

“You lose your right to privacy when you overdosed.”

“I know a lot of you probably hate me right now, I get it.”

“I’m sorry for slamming the door earlier.”

“It’s okay, I forgive you.”

“Where are you going?”

“Oh… I don’t know. Some party, or something.”

“Have you seen her slut pages though?”

“She’s like a fucking freak.”

“Relax, no one gets here till ten.”

“The fact is, she’s a fucking whore.”

“Bro, she likes car, man.”

“Yo, did you say that you don’t know what she’s done?”

“Take a sea. You and I are going to take a little trip to the land of shame bro.”

“Nudes are the currency of love.”

“He’s not my boyfriend.”

“Who’s that handsome, nice guy who came over last night?”

“And the Oscar goes to…”

“Shut you virgin asses up.”

“Why do you keep staring at me?”

“I’m sorry. Kinda spaced out for a second?”

“Wasn’t being weird, was i?”

“I don’t wanna sound corny, but you are the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen.”

“You always this wet?”

“Kind of… It’s super embarrassing.”

“Everyone on the planet watches porn. Fact.”

“I don’t know? I thought you liked that?”

“Why the fuck would I like anything like that?”

“I’m really sorry okay.”

“You know I would never do anything to hurt you.”

“Just don’t do it again. Unless you ask me first.”

“I don’t drink and bike.”

“Is that…?”

“Oh shit, slow down.”

“Wait, didn’t you, like, die?”

“I’m envious of your generation. You guys don’t care that much about rules.”

“And then, the night got weird.”

“I’m not always the most reliable narrator.”

“But Nate was fucking on one.”

“Get undressed, I wanna go swimming.”

“You’re so hot.”

“I know.”

“You’re fucking crazy.”

“No I’m not, I’m just trying to get back on my fucking ex-boyfriend.”

“What’s the deal with your friend?”

“Are you a slut?”

“Yeah. I’m a savage.”

“Stop playing, you’re a prude.”

“Most girls don’t know how to suck dick.”

“How much of a slut are you?”

“Why don’t you come find out?”

“Why don’t take your top off?”

“Like — what? Right in front of these two?”

“Yeah. I dare you.”

“What? What, what, what, what?”

“Well, to be honest with you, your whole drug shit made me feel uneasy.”

“I like you, and I missed you bro.”

“I’m serious. I’ve seen a lot of people die.”

“I don’t know what type of fucked up shit you’ve got stuck in your head.”

“Your drug shit is not the answer.”

“I’m too high to be having this conversation right now.”

“Me fucking too.”

“Yeah that’s real classy you fucking whore.”

“Suck my dick.”

“Get out of here. Get the fuck outta here.”

“What the fuck are you looking at?”

“Who are you?”

“You’re a friend…”

“Who the fuck are you friends with?”

“Do you guys know who the fuck this is?”

“So, who are you?”

“I’m just minding my own business.

“Yeah, no, nobody who looks like you minds their own business.”

“So, what you want?”

“You want some fucking attention?”

“You wanna fucking hurt me?”

“I just lost my virginity.”

“My little slut! I’m so proud of you!”

“Where are you headed to?”

“Can I come with you?”

*   warning   :   may  contain  spoilers  for  episodes  one  through  ten .

‘  if  you  were  me ,  you  wouldn’t  be  such  a  fucking  asshole .  ’

‘  the  world  out  there  has  teeth  and  it  is  hungry  and  it  is  stupid  and  it eats  and  eats  mindlessly .  ’

‘  you  listen  to  your  gut .  even  if  it  makes  them  hate  you .  ’

‘  i  am  a  dream  and  so  are  you  and  so  are  we .  ’

‘  you  are  a  looker ,  aren’t  you ?  ’

‘  honey ,  someone’s  in  the  house .  ’

‘  i’m  dreaming ,  right ?  ’

‘  i  just  need  a  little  time  away .  it’s  nothing  more  than  that .  ’

‘  you’re  saying  it  was  an  accident ,  so  you  accidentally  put  your  hand  through  a  mirror ?  ’

‘  i’m  scared .  that’s  all  i  am .  there  is  nothing  else .  i’m  only  scared .  ’

‘  do  you  think  there’s  something  wrong  with  me ?  like ,  really  wrong ?  ’

‘  it’s  alright ,  sugar .  it’s  just  a  dream  —  just  a  screaming  meemie .  ’

‘  we  yield  to  it  or  we  fight  it ,  but  we  cannot  meet  it  halfway .  ’

‘  i  seldom  am  well  behaved .  ’

‘  i  enjoyed  the  conversation ,  but  i’m  gonna  say  goodnight .  ’

‘  did  you  just  punch  me  in  the  boob ?  ’

‘  just  enjoy  me .  i’m  loving  you .  ’

‘  i  wouldn’t  have  changed  a  thing .  i  need  you  to  know  that .  ’

‘  forgiveness  is  warm  like  a  tear  on  a  cheek .  ’

‘  i  loved  you  completely  and  you  loved  me  the  same .  ’

‘  that’s  all .  the  rest  is  confetti .  ’

‘  forgive  a  girl  for  being  lonely .  ’

‘  there’s  nothing  sadder  than  a  cold  bed .  ’

‘  journey’s  end  when  lovers  meet .  ’

‘  journeys  don’t  end ,  not  if  you  love  someone .  they  don’t  end  at  all .  ’

‘  probably  best  you  didn’t  say  anything  to  them .  ’

‘  i’m  asking  you  to  love  me  hard  for  the  next  few  minutes .  ’

‘  i’m  gonna  jump  and  i’m  asking  you  to  hold  my  hand  while  i’m  falling .  ’

‘  i  have  something  that  i  have  to  tell  you ,  but  i  need  you  to  remember  when  i  do  that  i  love  you .  ’

‘  i  wish  i  would’ve  loved  you  better .  ’

‘  pandas  don’t  like  macaroni .  ’

‘  i’m  just  floating  in  this  ocean  of  nothing  and  i  wonder  if  this  is  it ,  this  is  what  death  is .  ’

‘  i  wonder  if  this  is  what  death  is ,  just  out  there  in  the  darkness ,  just  darkness  and  numbness  and  alone .  ’

‘  i  wondered  if  that’s  what  they  felt ,  just  numb  and  nothing  and  alone .  ’

‘  he  was  a  light  in  the  darkness .  he  was  a  life  preserver  in  the  ocean .  ’  

‘  i  reached  for  him  because  i  had  to  feel  something .  i  had  to  feel  anything .  ’

‘  god ,  i’m  so  glad  i  did  it  though .  thank  god  it  worked .  ’

‘  i  felt  scared .  so  fucking  scared .  ’

‘  honestly  i  had  to  do  it  because  it  felt  better  than  feeling  nothing .  ’

‘  that  thorough  fucking  shame  was  so  much  better  than  that  horrible  empty  feeling .  ’

‘  you  have  to  live .  ’

‘  i  don’t —  i  don’t  know  how  to  do  this  without  you .  ’

‘  i  learned  a  secret  :  there  is  no  without .  i  am  not  gone .  i  am  scattered  into  so  many  pieces ,  sprinkled  on  your  life  like  new  snow .  ’

‘  when  we  die ,  we  turn  into  stories  and  every  time  someone  tells  one  of  those  stories  it’s  like  we’re  still  here .  ’

‘  we’re  all  stories  in  the  end .  ’

‘  you’re  supposed  to  protect  me ,  but  you  say  the  meanest  things  to  me  when  i  try  to  tell  you  things .  ’

‘  that  was  really  wild  stuff .  ’

‘  that  was  really  wild  stuff  considering  you  were  asleep  for ,  what ,  like…  ninety-nine  percent  of  it ?  ’

‘  i’m  sorry .  i  should  have  made  more  of  an  effort  with  you .  ’

‘  you  tried  the  best  that  you  could .  i  should’ve  met  you  halfway .  ’

‘  people  fuck  up .  i  guess  you  don’t  get  that  —  you  really  don’t  get  it  until  you  fuck  up .  really  fuck  up .  ’

‘  i  felt…  nothing .  just  nothing .  and  it  spread  everywhere  in  me ,  this  nothing ,  until  i  couldn’t  feel  anything  anymore .  i  was  just  this  dark ,  empty  black  hole .   ’

as requested by anon.

Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“We can’t be together…”

“What would everyone say if they saw us together right now?”

“I have to go home, or my parents will ask questions…”

“I wish this wasn’t so hard.”

“Don’t freak out, but…I’m engaged to someone. But you’re the one I love!”

“Let’s go out in disguises.”

“I’m sick of having to throw rocks at your window every night.”

“I love you…but I can’t be seen with you.”

“No matter how hard we try, this will never work out for us!”

“Did you hear the rumors?”

“I know you want us to go out and hold hands, and kiss in front of everybody, but it’s more complicated than that.”

“Are you ashamed of me?”

“I don’t want you to get hurt more because of me. Let’s break up.”

“Run away with me.”

“I can’t believe I’m saying this…I really, really shouldn’t be, but…I’m in love with you.”

“His/her/their hands were all over you! I can’t keep hiding like this!”

“No one understands us.”

“I might have told someone about us.”

“It’s a human thing…wanting what you can’t have.”

“I think the only reason you like me is because you’re not supposed to.”

“I know you’ll get in trouble for it, but…please stay with me tonight.”

“Flirting was bad enough, but now flowers and chocolates are just too far.”

“Someone found out about us.”

“I’ll tell them soon, I promise. But right now, you need to get in the closet.”

“Did I just hear a camera click?”

“Whenever you’re with him/her/them, I go crazy.”

why don’t you make me?

i like you better on your knees.

i can think of a few ways to shut you up.

i wonder if you’re as loud in bed as your are everywhere else.

try and stop me.

is that a complaint i hear?

i hope you’re not too fond of that shirt.

why are you siting over there? there’s a perfectly good lap right here.

i thought you liked it when i was bossy.

are you saying this doesn’t turn you on?

i can tell you’re hot and bothered from all the way over here.

i hope you don’t plan on walking much tomorrow.

you’re not the boss of me.

you’re hot when you’re angry.

don’t make me come over there.

i’m this close to taking you over my knee.

you’re being an awfully bad boy/girl.

you know you want it.

you sure talk a big game… but can you live up to it?

i’m not sure you could handle me.