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Urgent prayer request
Dear Friends, pls say 3 Hail Maryâs for âElenaâ who 22 weeks pregnant and gone to an abortion centre to start an abortion procedure.
She is very confused.đ˘ Amber had an abortion yesterday but your prayer isnât wasted⌠GbuâŚ
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When you see this, reblog and say a Glory Be for those who take the Lord's name in vain.
you were either a warrior cats kid, a guardians of gaâhoole owl kid, or a redwall kid, thereâs no in between
this post is animorphs erasure
no, animorphs is a whole different class.
you were either animorphs, goosebumps, or choose your own adventure
everyone in the notes saying âiâve never heard of/read any of theseâ y'all are too damn young
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I want you.
I want slow dances down the hall and out to the porch with you. I want to have late night talks over coffee with you. I want Sunday mornings at church with you with your arm around my shoulder. I want double dates, picnic dates, road trip dates and every other kind of date with you. I want to have deep conversations about God, family, futures, and love with you. I want to play catch at the park in the twilight of night with you. I want to learn your favorite recipes from your mom and test them out with you. I want your kids. Oh, how I want kids one day with you. I want to plan family camping trips with you. I want to start traditions with you that will be carried on for generations. I want to watch our children go off to college, get married, and have babies one day. I want our children to model to their children the kind of family that they were raised with. I want to grow old with you and still go to our favorite camp spot even when we are gray. I want a full life of family, friends, God, and you. I want you.
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Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt
 Donât Stop BelievingÂ
Bohemian RhapsodyÂ
Living On A PrayerÂ
Come On EileenÂ
Sweet CarolineÂ
Shot Through the HeartÂ
Pour Some Sugar on MeÂ
Sweet Home AlabamaÂ
Under PressureÂ
Shook Me All Night LongÂ
Ice Ice BabyÂ
Cotton Eyed Joe
500 Miles
WonderwallÂ
Buddy HollyÂ
A Thousand MilesÂ
Teenage DirtbagÂ
Red Solo CupÂ
Mr BrightsideÂ
Never Gonna Give You UpÂ
Eye of the TigerÂ
Chicken FriedÂ
American PieÂ
I Love Rock and RollÂ
Dancing QueenÂ
Donât You Want Me
We Will Rock YouÂ
The Time WarpÂ
Hey JudeÂ
Piano Man
This Is How We Do It
Drops of JupiterÂ
Hey Soul Sister
In The EndÂ
All The Small ThingsÂ
Stacyâs MomÂ
KryptoniteÂ
All StarÂ
You Found Me
Bad DayÂ
Bring Me To LifeÂ
Dance, Dance
Sugar Weâre Going DownÂ
I Write Sins Not TragediesÂ
All The Small ThingsÂ
Ocean AvenueÂ
Dirty Little SecretÂ
MargaritavilleÂ
Sk8er Boi
Brown Eyed GirlÂ
Life Is A HighwayÂ
Some NightsÂ
Little Lion ManÂ
Breakeven
Hey There DelilahÂ
Viva La Vida
Use SomebodyÂ
Carry On My Wayward SonÂ
Take On Me
1985Â
IrisÂ
Iâm AwesomeÂ
Seven Nation ArmyÂ
SeptemberÂ
Since U Been Gone
Skinny LoveÂ
Everybody (Backstreetâs Back)
Bye Bye ByeÂ
Say It Ainât SoÂ
Somewhere Only We KnowÂ
Iâm YoursÂ
Last ResortÂ
My GirlÂ
Tiny DancerÂ
Roxanne
ShoutÂ
Iâm a BelieverÂ
Soul Man
Feel Good IncÂ
Check Yes Juliet
Walking On SunshineÂ
MMM Bop
Pumped up KicksÂ
Hooked On A FeelingÂ
Itâs A Beautiful Day
Summer GirlsÂ
Before He CheatsÂ
Happy Together
You Make My Dreams Come True
Build Me Up Buttercup
Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
DONTTRUSTME
Shake It (Metro Station)
Juke Box Hero
Girls Just Want To Have Fun
so i made the playlist https://open.spotify.com/user/haey1/playlist/15HiKjAnUuAymWdqejOTcP
Rebloging with the playlist.
as a white I can confirm the accuracy of this playlist
âMeet me at the bar. Iâm buying.â
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Ohhh
name something purer than this. iâll wait
Iâm cryingggg
DONâT EVEN FUCKING GET ME STARTED JACK CHURCHILL. TOO LATE NOW. THE GUY SIGNED UP FOR A COMMANDO AIR DROP BECAUSEâ it sounded funâ. HE CONSIDERED CARRYING A SWORD INTO BATTLE MANDATORY, BUT HE DIDNT USE SOME PRISSY LITTLE PARADE SABRE. HE CARRIED FUCKING CLAYMORE. HE SHEATHED IT NEXT TO HIS BAGPIPES & ENORMOUS TANK SIZED BALLS. HE WAS CAPTURED ONCE. FOUND IT A BIT BORING SO HE LEFT. RECAPTURED, LEFT AGAIN. WALKED ALL THE WAY BACK TO BRITISH LINES TO FIND THE WAR HAD ENDED. HIS REACTION?âoh buggerâ
He used a longbow too.
when he was captured the Germans found him playing god save the queen on his bagpipes
Thereâs too much. Have a link!
He was also a surfer.
Oh bugger.
We must all aspire to be as âMadâ Jack Churchill
Only guy in WWII to have a confirmed longbow kill. Bow down to this guy.
Warrior Culture at its finest.
Mad Jack and Douglas Bader; two guys I never tire of learning about.
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Send me your favorite scriptures? I need some encouragement today
âFor I know the plans I have for you,â declares the LORD, âplans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.â - Jer 29:11
Isaiah 41:10 (NIV)
10 So do not fear, for I am with you; Â Â do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; Â Â I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.
ââA new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another.â (John⏠â13:34âŹ)
âfor God gave us a spirit not of fear but of power and love and self-control.â - 2 Timothy 1:7
âand He will wipe away every tear from their eyes; and there will no longer be any death; there will no longer be any mourning, or crying, or pain; the first things have passed away.â
Rev 21:4
Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid. - John 14:27
Psalm 21!
Favorite:
Again you have heard that it was said to them of old, Thou shalt not forswear thyself: but thou shalt perform thy oaths to the Lord. But I say to you not to swear at all, neither by heaven, for it is the throne of God: Nor by the earth, for it is his footstool: nor by Jerusalem, for it is the city of the great king: Neither shalt thou swear by thy head, because thou canst not make one hair white or black. But let your speech be yea, yea: no, no: and that which is over and above these, is of evil
Matthew 15: 33-37
Favorite for motivation:
But thou, O man of God, fly these things: and pursue justice, godliness, faith, charity, patience, mildness. Fight the good fight of faith: lay hold on eternal life, whereunto thou art called, and hast confessed a good confession before many witnesses. I charge thee before God, who quickeneth all things, and before Christ Jesus, who gave testimony under Pontius Pilate, a good confession, That thou keep the commandment without spot, blameless, unto the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ,
1 Timothy 11-14
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how did jk manage to write ootp and not come to the conclusion that the only career w any true meaning for harry james potter was as a goddamn professor at hogwarts like how do u write the da scenes and say ânah heâd want to be a wizard copâ
#just let him dress in warm sweaters and have tea with neville in the staff room and help first years #harry james potter as hogwarts longest serving defense against the dark arts teacher fucking fight me (@batcii)
#but it would be so perfect??? #bc it would help normalize his life so much #like there would just be this generation of kids who are like #âugh who cares that he killed the dark lord he gAVE US HOMEWORK OVER BREAKâ #like the beginning of every year there would be the new first years who would freak out a little #but then it would calm down #and most of the students would literally forget #until like clockwork the fifth years would have their history of magic class on the second war #and theyâd all show up to DADA looking a little awestruck and everyone would be extra quiet #and harry would give this kind of annoyed sighâexcept itâs fake bc he TOTALLY knew this was coming #bc binns is a bro and he totally gives him a heads up every year #and harry wouldnât have any lesson plans for the day and instead he would just sit at the front of the room and answer everyoneâs questions #but otherwise everyone would just be like âprofessor potter!! i canât get my patronus to work! help me!â #and like theyâd go home at the end of the year or for break and their parentsâwho ARE still starstruck by harry james potter #would pester their kids with questions#and the kids would just be like âmerlin i donât know?? potterâs such a huge dork you should hear him talk about proper wand movementsâ #but they would all love him #and he would feel safe and normal and utterly accepted #AND I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE (via @cinematicnomad)
Not to mention it would be an ultimate Fuck You to Voldemort, who put a curse on the teaching position in the first place.
Like, Jo, I donât want to tell you how to do your job, but COME ON
I already queued this but also, you do this, but still have Ginny become a famous Quidditch player. Imagine the first time Harry gets called âGinnyâs husbandâ before âthe boy who livedâ or âthe chosen one.â Imagine how fucking pleased heâd be.
Imagine the first time a student comes up to him looking starry-eyed and Harryâs thinking âOh noâ because he doesnât want to talk about Voldemort or the war but instead this little eleven year old is like âARE YOU REALLY MARRIED TO WEASLEY FROM THE HOLLYHEAD HARPIES???!?? WHATâS SHE LIKE?â and heâs like âoh thank godâ because he could talk about Ginny all day.Â
Yes. Good.
A good video
@patron-saint-of-smart-asses
When the honeymoon stage ends what happens
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Youâre more honest with each other. Bodily functions are something to laugh about. Sweatpants and tee shirts are a regular thing. They know what you look like without all the makeup. Being âlaid up and watching Netflixâ is the only thing youâre looking forward to after work. You donât go on fancy dates as often but you trade that for quality time. You find yourself being more vulnerable and you open up more. They become your best friend. You will able to talk about anything. You wonât be worried about impressing their parents, youâre just gonna love them anyway regardless of how their parents may feel. You will have inside jokes that no one else will get. Sex is not as often but, twice as passionate. Little fights will happen, but youâll learn not to sweat the small stuff. Youâll learn what compromise really is about. Youâll dream about the future together. Grow together. Be on each otherâs team. See their ugly crying face, and be the one to wipe the tears away & do something stupid to make them life. things are amazing after the honeymoon stage. However, itâs a time about giving up your walls and open up some doors you have locked a long time ago.
Thatâs why some people donât make it past this point, because they donât know what unconditional self-love means. Remain open and optimistic, love will never fail you.
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Usually adolescent, hyper, over-excitable and active dogs are the dogs that are exercised the most because they are the most difficult to live with.  The common thought is that the dog is super active/hyper/energetic and needs more exercise to release this energy and help âcalm them downâ.  When in fact what usually happens is huge dumps of adrenaline the more you exercise your dog which will in turn make your dogâs mental state more chaotic.  Why? Because most dogs that behave in this manner in the first place are already mentally chaotic and need more relaxation and calming exercises not adrenaline-inducing ones. [âŚ] Let me say again, Iâm not advocating that you burn your leashes and stop your hiking trips on the weekends.  However, Iâm saying that you can relax, and should! If you donât feel like walking the dog today, donât.  Sheâll be ok. If you just donât have the energy to get out and have your dog run back and forth and back and forth for the ball, then donât. Dogs get far too little training and far too few brain activities.  Lack of exercise isnât the problem Iâm encountering with dogs that I work with.  It hasnât been the problem in 18 years of working with dogs. The problem is lack of proper balance between mental and physical stimulation. [âŚ] Herein lies the problem. Overarousal. High energy and high drive dogs that are usually over-exercised physically or under stimulated mentally, or both, tend to be the hardest dogs to live with. Why? Because owners are doing what they thought they shouldâexercising the dog every day, sometimes for long periods.  But what are they not doing? Owners are not teaching their dog to relax, chill and keep his arousal levels in check. They are also not providing some or all of the following: brain activities, training, rules, boundaries and/or consistency with most of or any of those things. Dogs with high arousal levels will manifest their lack of ability to do nothing into behaviors that are usually very annoying to live with. This is often a dog that cannot relax or lie down peacefully for more than 10 minutes, or a dog that barks incessantly, or a dog that drops the ball at your feet every 5 minutes, or a dog that paces or whines for seemingly no reason, or a dog that is a very destructive chewer, or a dog that is reactive on-leash towards other dogs and/or people ⌠there are many, many, many behaviors that manifest out of over arousal.  These dogsâ arousal levels become so out-of-whack that they manifest into stress, the not-so-good kind, and you have a dog that is difficult to deal with in one way or another.  Many times these are the dogs that fill the shelters.
Stop Walking Your Dog, Stacy Greer, Chronicles of a Dog Trainer. 02 April 2017.
Posting this for realsies now that I am no longer on mobile. I like the nuance with which this author approaches the subject of âSUPER INTENSE UNSTOPPABLE REQUIRES DAILY FIFTY MILE HIKESâ dogs. As she says at a different point in this article, genetics are the key factor in what a dogâs natural arousal levels will be, but we as owners and trainers need to find the most effective and constructive channels in which to focus dogsâ energy. Those who brag about having dogs SO drivey that they just will not stop have either 1. have a poorly-bred dog or 2. created a monster, and those who are interested in drivey breeds will need to be aware of how easy it can be to create one of those monsters. Poor quality stimulation can be just as bad as too little stimulation when it comes to fostering undesired behaviors and an unhappy dog.Â
(via littlearliss)
porn is getting more and more extreme because the viewers dopamine response eventually gets numbed by one type of porn leading them to seek out something more intense to maintain their high. before you know it youâre into things you once found disgusting. itâs depressing but at this point iâm sure 20 years from now the ongoing normalization of anal and daddy kinks will turn into teens brainwashed by porn talking down to you for not wanting to get punched in the face during sex with your boyfriend, or whatever other perverse shit pornographers have decided to indoctrinate teens with by then. and i canât even get mad at them itâs just sad
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3050060/
EVERYONE PLEASE READ THIS! Iâm writing a research essay on sex ed and porn and it is becoming an increasingly critical issue. Itâs not a religious or political thing, pornography is scientifically proven to be harmful to the human body, society, and every type of relationship. There are few positives when the negatives are so great. Check out fightthenewdrug.org for more information, itâs all about trying to prevent the normalization of porn.
every single person i hang out with IRL will see that iâve reblogged this and then call me a freak prude cuz i donât get turned on by porn lmfao
Powerful quote here
âIn 2006 world pornography revenue was 97 billion dollars, more than Microsoft, Google, Amazon, eBay, Yahoo, Apple, and Netflix combined.[14] This is no casual, inconsequential phenomenon, yet there is a tendency to trivialize the possible social and biologic effects of pornography. The sex industry has successfully characterized any objection to pornography as being from the religious/moral perspective; they then dismiss these objections as First Amendment infringements. If pornography addiction is viewed objectively, evidence indicates that it does indeed cause harm in humans with regard to pair-bonding.â
