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Wade is a "you cheated on me in a dream" girlfriend, except it's different realities. "No, Logan, you don't understand, how can I trust you when you cheated on your wife who gave you two children? You were supposed to share your million dreams with her…"

Wade expresses his insecurities in ways that are completely incomprehensible to Logan. He says, "My face card always declines, but womp womp," and Logan takes another sip because he wants to comfort Wade, but what the fuck does that mean

When they fight, Wade always suggests they go on a romantic date where they fly to the seaside and go swimming, and Logan almost filet mignons him

I need Logan to be so confused by Deadpool's universe. Why is Colossus Russian? Why doesn't he remember that Logan was his substitute teacher? Yukio is no longer a mysterious badass, but a ray of sunshine? What in the world

Wade is terribly annoying with nicknames. He turns Vanessa's three syllable name into "Ness" as if she's a Scottish sea monster. When he finds out that Logan used to be a lumberjack, he just becomes Log

Cable told Wade that he reminded him of his wife because of his sense of humour, so now I'm just waiting for Logan to tell Wade that he reminds him of Jean because of his sense of infidelity

Dark Phoenix (2019) ends with Charles and Erik on a coffee date and Erik asking Charles to move in with him. Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) ends with Logan and Wade on a shawarma date and Wade asking Logan to move in with him. Close enough, welcome back Cherik

lethal drinking game where you have to take a shot every time an actor in Dark Phoenix cringes at their lines

There's a certain sparkle in Hugh Jackman's eyes when he's doing a musical that's missing when he's doing action films

Logan is so incredibly hopeful. He's lived through the most horrible wars, the Holocaust, seen his family killed and humanity resort to horror again and again, had to kill the woman he loved, but he's still like, "Yeah, I'm going to save your universe, you weird-looking, bald, fucked-up skin, spandexed man (but I'm going to be grumbling the entire time)"

Logan is appalled by the way Deadpool treats his friends. When he sees Wade paying Dopinder with a high five instead of real money, there's a Honda Odyssey Redo

Vanessa is the no. 1 Poolverine shipper, everyone else is second. Wade is such an important part of her life and vice versa. They formed a trauma bond as survivors of child sexual abuse and she stayed with him through his cancer treatment, hoping for him when he had lost all hope. She just wants to see Wade happy, and she can see that's with Logan.

I can't believe that Logan actively encouraged Wade to talk to Vanessa. This is not the Logan who would flirt with and touch Jean in front of her boyfriend. Hashtag Not My Logan

Whenever someone says "I'm going to watch the X-Men movies to better understand the timeline", my mouth goes like this :( I'm so sorry you've been swayed by the X-Men propaganda. There is no timeline