gayass kitty collective

new treatment for all mental illness called Pulled In By Collar And Forcibly Made Out With and it's literally free folks

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

you have Got to get on this peanut butter and appy slices meta

im not usually a big fan of american cars but god i love the viper so fucking much. it's like a corvette that wants you dead

Every time I walk against the wind in a flowy skirt I get so embarrassed. Hello world here's my dick outline. Not a pervert but here is my dick outline.

You want to [Smooch] the [Dork]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

This "allosexuality" thing is just a phase. You just need to have really bad sex, and then maybe you'll change your mind.

have you guys seen the shit people are doing to that one discussingfilm tweet about kane parsons

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me