Well-nigh Monochrome

Design Elements so Smart You’ll Do a Double-Take (x)

I wanna get the hangers so i can make a loss joke

this is simply terrifying. how do you erase knowledge please ?

so, the sun and the earth sound about how i would’ve expected, and a lot of other planets just make strong wind sounds which is perfectly reasonable but venus sounds like pure dread?!?! WHY IS SATURN SCREAMING?!? pluto isn’t bad and is actually kinda nice but it’s very strange to me too like Why Does It Do That. jupiter is super chill 10/10. pluto and jupiter need to collab i would buy that album

oh, fuck, guys, you know what this means? it means the ancient world was right about the music of the spheres. 

i can hear these photos and i don’t like it

“Oh ok wow this is fucking creepy but very interesting and-JESUS CHRIST SATURN OH GOD NO PLEASE NO”

i’m already the kind of person who gets freaked out by space simulators and looking at too many pictures of nebulas in a row, so I’m glad I’m not the only one who’s getting freaked out by listening to planets. The void is just making me uncomfortable.

this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around

Stay safe, people.

I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

never slammed the reblog button this fast