Chocolate and Iris Flowers

hot girls stay up late just so they can finally have some alone time

ordered a microwave and it was dead on arrival. called the company and they sent me a new one. they didn't want the dead one back so i got curious and opened it up. turns out there was just a single loose connector. i plugged it back in and its working fine. now, including the one i replaced, i have 3 microwaves. which is almost enough to build an anti-gravity engine

ordered a microwave and it was dead on arrival. called the company and they sent me a new one. they didn't want the dead one back so i got curious and opened it up. turns out there was just a single loose connector. i plugged it back in and its working fine. now, including the one i replaced, i have 3 microwaves. which is almost enough to build an anti-gravity engine

*hits blunt and starts making regigigas noises*

i lost my shit at the last panel

Me, in the middle of wild, passionate sex with a woman I’m wild about: *thought bubble* “Maybe she’s just being nice.”

AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

This is such an abstract type of comedy I don’t even know how to handle it

Finally, some good fucking art.

me n my plant gf

@looselytea

tank top no bra all titty nipple pokin is the ultimate look

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