Dog Blog

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

i foand my boit suttufuhcut an’ it says oim fouah

too many of you are being far too cruel.

went to the ER cause I got punched in the head by a mouse

Happy 20th Birthday John Freeman

Plot Like A Eunuch Fuck Like A Emperor

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

they dont name bitches eustace OR muriel anymore

No one has the Courage 🤷🏼‍♂️