Dog Blog

the term 'toxic yuri' has been driven into the ground. Enough

every time a fandom buzzword starts being used in marketing copy it should be immediately be retired and humanely put down

(Smiling fondly at nothing) puppy music school..... puppy music school.

Even puppy can learn music.

it would feel so awesome to be a final fantasy white mage with the big-ass robes and wooden staff

and the brown leather gloves FUUUUUCK

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.