" Purposely Purposeless "

@honeyedteeth @gotwildeonmine @eccedentesiastfoxx

thank you 💕

am libra, can confirm accuracy 110%

Cute but I woulda lost it 😂

Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.

I would have felt so blessed if was chilling on my arm

*in a thick Chicago accent* “Welcome to Chicago”

GIVE HIM THE FISH

Looking at it again I like the torn paper in the background suggesting that the cat busted his way into the room

The Rock: “I took a red-eye home, woke up this morning, slept three hours, worked out, worked all day, gotta go to work tonight…Brutus, let’s go.” (camera pans to tiny puppy on a leash, crawling) (pan back to The Rock) “welcome to my world (laughs)”

No one tagged me in this and I’m offended.

This man is an international treasure.

why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call him beast … id hide in my room all day too if my employees started making fun of me..

If my manager decided to pull some rude ass shit with a witch and got me living the next ten years of my life as an immortal singing toaster oven you can bet your ass I’d wake him up every goddamn morning with a flaming panini directly to the face. rise and shine, you ugly fuck, time hear a song

I call this one, “ode to an inconsiderate pissbaby” and the first 9 verses are just me screaming at various decibels