Total Gaymer Nerd

Just need to plant my nose in someone's bulge for a bit. That would fix me for a few hours or so.

#it’s a good limitus test. take out the specifics of drinking or not drinking alcohol vs owning a dog or not #it’s basically 1) would you spend an evening laughing and enjoying conversation with someone and walking away like ‘that was good.’ #and 2) do you trust this person has a basic level of willingness and ability to care for others and repay your trusting in them? #it’s just getting you to tap into the unconscious micro-tells our brains collect about other people #which are by far the most accurate assessment tools we have to judge peoples’ characters on the fly and in general (via purplehawke)

I love it when assholes self-identify. 👍

his name is Organic Spinach

the cleanest frog in Michigan

reblog if you regularly speak to homosexuals online.

Reblog if you communicate through phone and computer

I felt like shadow the hedgehog writing this out

pikachu is drowning

This ain't about him

Managers when you say the word “union”

Ok yeah that lake is superior

KUNG POW PENIS