Luci, I'm home!

We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.

what button

what fucking button

the treat yo self scene in parks and rec is the worst thing that ever happened to my self-control

this is so bad this is the worst thing

dusted

I love when real life pulls a hollywood action scene

The song 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

about a year ago i read that capybaras can briefly run as fast as horses and no revelation since has shaken me as much. i can’t get rid of the thought of the world’s largest rodent barreling at you at the speed of a horse. it’s so sinister

in all seriousness I read this and thought “good thing capybaras aren’t real” before realizing that I was, in fact, thinking of chupacabras

no offense but the whole kissin kate barlow and “i can fix that” sam storyline from holes is quite frankly one of the most gripping and tragic in the history of cinema and i’m still not recovered from it

Reblog if you think Donald Trump should be the first man on the Sun.

Donna Meagle is my life inspiration

I’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way I have no preference

i almost scrolled past this, like some kind of idiot