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"Just got back from visiting home this weekend"

-the first thing he says to us while still standing in the doorway.

#wtfiswrongwiththisguy #roommate #easter #oh shit dude we forgot you left thanks for telling us #so startled #worried #wtf

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him: (interjecting while me and other roommate were talking about the $500 million power ball lottery) are you talking about the megaball lottery?

other roommate: yea

him: tell me if you win

me and other roommate: ...

other roommate: nah dude, I'm not gonna tell anyone, man.

#wtfiswrongwiththisguy #lottery #powerball #Mega Million

he cooked it, but overheard me telling our other roommate who really owns it.

#wtfiswrongwiththisguy #wtf #roommate #food #part 2

*grabs my TGIFridays frozen meal from the freezer*

*to our other roommate* "Hey, it serves two. Do you want some"

I'm just gonna see if he really does it.

#wtfiswrongwiththisguy #food #roommates #wtf #TGIFrdays #idiot

out of the blue, he just started trying to do push ups in the living room

no one even mentioned anything remotely close to it.

#wtfiswrongwiththisguy #lol #drunk

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he's drunk (off of two beers)

expect updates.

#wtfiswrongwiththisguy #roommate #drunk #lol #liveblogging

me: alright, see you around 5.

him: laterz

*we walk in the same direction*

*he leans forward and shuffles his feet faster than a walk, hobbling from side to side*

me: (oh god, is he... he's running?!)

*starts walking about 20m in front of me*

#wtfiswrongwiththisguy #roommate #awkward #Napoleon Dynamite #lol #wtf #wat is this i don't even #weird

Closes the trunk as I walk to the car every fucking morning. And then realizes I have to put my bag in there too.

Every. Fucking. Morning.

#wtfiswrongwiththisguy #work #car #how hard is it to remember every god damn morning?#annoying #stupid #sigh

"What's a null terminated string?"

he is a graduate student in electrical engineering, currently working at a job at a semiconductor company programming on a design team. Graduated with honors from undergrad and has a 3.7 as a master's student.

#wtfiswrongwiththisguy #electrical engineering #programming #string #nerd #geek #coding #WOW

him: did you make noodles?

me: yes.

him: okay. just checking.

[end of conversation]

#wtfiswrongwiththisguy #roommate #wtf #idk #noodles #but he wasn't cooking or anything

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"whose enchiladas are these in the microwave"

the only people in this house are me and him

#wtfiwrongwiththisguy #roommate #mexican #enchilada #food #seriously?#seriously #wtf #smh

playing Team Fortress 2 on PC with his speakers on full volume. Tomorrow's a work day.

#wtfiswrongwiththisguy #roommates #wtf #TF2 #work #1AM #sleep #nope

Tries to talk blacker around black people that don't even talk black to him in the first place

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Questions whether I drove us to the right place because his GPS says it's not here even though the sign of the shop is right above us

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Moans while walking around the house

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Moans loudly while taking a shit

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found a way to make his touch screen Windows phone click-clack while texting

#wtfiswrongwiththisguy #WP7 #Windows #Microsoft #cell phone

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