WTF BF

Hahahahah 😃😉😄

Its coming on 3 years with my boyfriend and I have no idea what to do for him! I really want this day to be one that we celebrate and have fun with each other.  I have 5 days to figure it out.....

What a great thing to want to do when your drunk, though I wish that he wanted to do this sober…😏

For Valentines Day my man got me a Microsoft surface and I am completely ecstatic ! I am not one of those girls that asks her man for expensive things so getting this I feel like I won the lottery!!!!

 Sucks.

This will be one of many "sex" stories associated with my man. He really wanted to have sex and I just woke up and really was not wanting to move. He told me all I need to do is come have sex for just a little then I can "plop" off. (If you have ever watched bad girls club then you know what I am referring to ...pop off). Well of course he did it in a high pitch voice like a ghetto chick.

My man said I would make a super hot mermaid. Couldn't agree more . 😂

Over the past 3 years I have not been too sure on what is normal when it comes to your man and there farting habits. I have been woken up many times by what I now call the fart alarm. It is so loud and violent that I jump out of bed like there is a burglar. I hate it but it also cracks me up. If you don’t know what I am talking about I think it’s safe to say that your missing out on something hilarious. It’s not only the fart alarm but it’s the constant sleep farts, like are you pooping your pants ? Not sure. Needless to say farting is all to frequent in my relationship. I have way to many stories to come on this topic. Be prepared… Anyone else wake up to the “fart alarm” ? I hope I am not the only one but if I am then I can’t decide whether you should be applauded or whether you are missing out on the most disgusting/comical thing ever!

Hello world. I am excited to start this blog. It's my first blog and it is dedicated to my boyfriend. So my boyfriend is the best thing that ever happened to me. Our relationship is amazing he is the greatest. I am not going to get all sappy and lovey but had to throw that out there. So, basically my boyfriend does a lot of hilarious and bizarre things that I always want to share with people but my friends and family might think I am a lunatic for dating him. Enough with my run on sentences...I want to have an outlet to share my stories. Whether someone reads it or not I need to let these stories out! Don't judge just enjoy ! 😊 Wtf bf===>>what the fuck boy friend