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Person A: Character you can project onto

生徒の1人が 僕に言ったんだ 「ボー・バーナム! 俺だつて面白いぞ」つて

“Look At Me” 5.5k, E, Bo x f!Reader

Tags: Dressing Room Sex, Fan!Reader, Multiple Orgasms, One Night Stand (or is it?)

Excerpt: “Such passion from the front row this evening! This one’s been screaming herself hoarse all night.”

He points at you.

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“Inside Again” 3.7k, E, Bo x AFAB!Reader

Tags: Daddy Kink, Somnophilia, Dom/sub, Established Relationship, Bratting

Excerpt: “You want me...to what?”

“Well,” you begin, already knowing you’re about to ramble and incapable of doing a thing to stop it, “it’s just, we’re on different schedules a lot, and I know you really like fucking me,” and you watch him smirk at that before barreling on, “and I just—I think, if you wanted to, you could fuck me whenever you want. Like, maybe while I’m asleep. If you’re, you know, into that. Which you might not be. Which is totally fine—”

“Honey,” he starts, cutting you off, “are you just offering this for me?”

His eyes are dark, that shade they turn when he’s about to devour you.

Fuck.

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“Are You Gonna Behave Yourself?” 3.7k, E, Bo x f!Reader

Tags: Mild CNC, Face Slapping, Breathplay, Pussy Spanking, Orgasm Control, Sir Kink, Subspace, Aftercare

Excerpt: “Whatcha doin’, honey?” The endearment is sweet—his tone is anything but. He drops his suitcase to the ground and takes a slow, menacing step toward the bed.

(You’ve never met a man who could radiate menace in a fucking blue striped sweater.)

“Nothing!” you lie.

Fuck.

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“My You” 350, M, Bo x Reader

Tags: Fluff and Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort

Excerpt: “No,” you murmur. “I need my you.”

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“And I Just Want Her to Sit On My Face” 1.2k, E, Bo x AFAB!Reader

Tags: Established Relationship, Face-Sitting, Multiple Orgasms

Excerpt: “Sit on my face.”

“I—what?”

He shifts even lower on the couch, so his head is laying flat while his hands continue to make their grabbing motions in the direction of your body.

“Come over here and sit on my face, please.”

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“Next Best Thing” 2.8k, E, Bo x f!Reader

Tags: First Dates, Phone Sex, Multiple Orgasms, Praise Kink

Excerpt:

You: I have a rule for myself, but I almost broke it for you.

And then...your phone lights up. He’s calling you. Who calls people these days?

But you're laying in bed and feeling on edge and just curious enough to answer.

“Hel—”

“Come back. Come over. Fuck your rules.”

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“Performance” 323, E, Bo x Reader

Tags: Sex Tape, Masturbation, Bottom Reader (Gender Neutral)

Excerpt:

It was only natural that he’d end up fucking you with a camera in his hand.

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“Three Little Words” 2.4k, E, Bo x f!Reader

Tags: Marriage Kink, Semi-public Sex, Multiple Orgasms

Excerpt:

You blush as you approach on slightly shaky limbs. This feels important. Monumental.

You’ve never been a plus one before.

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“Bracelet” 828, T, Bo x Reader

Tags: Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Gender Neutral Reader

Excerpt:

“My bracelet. It—” and his voice cracks, and tears spring to your eyes before you can even process what he’s saying, his tone enough to make you immediately emotional. “It fell off.”

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“Anticipate My Needs” 1.3k, E, Chipp McCapp x Reader

Tags: Blowjob, Cunnilingus, Assistant!Reader, Dominant Reader, Submissive Chipp

Excerpt:

“Maybe if you had an orgasm from something other than your own fucking hand once in a while you wouldn’t be such an insufferable prick.”

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“Pretty” 4.1k, E, Bo x AFAB!Reader

Tags: Established Relationship, Dom/sub, Switchy vibes, Daddy Kink, Cunnilingus, Overstimulation

Excerpt:

And then you trail your lips across his cheek, his jaw, until you can pull that earring between your teeth and give it a gentle tug.

His hips jerk.

You try to stifle your moan.

And you let go of the cross to whisper, “You look so pretty, Daddy.”

[Or: What if Bo in that blue velvet suit, plus the cross earring from “Sexting”?]

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Bo x Reader Microfics

An ongoing series of microfics ranging in content and ratings based on prompts and images.

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“Arranged” 1k, E, Bo x f!Reader

Tags: Mafia, Arranged Marriage, Marriage Kink, Cunnilingus, Mildly Dubious Consent, Multiple Orgasms, Pet Names, Praise Kink

Excerpt:

Calling it an “arranged marriage” seems fitting, even if you once considered the concept antiquated. Outdated. A relic of the ancient past.

But you’re here, marrying a mob boss for the safety of your family, the entire affair arranged by your father.

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“Getting Through To You” E, Bo x f!Reader/Original Female Character

Tags: Established Relationship, Fluff, Smut, Angst, Sexting

Bo and his girlfriends’ text messages while he’s away on tour.

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“to be a fucking creep” 6.4k, E, Bo x f!Reader

Tags: Dubious Consent, Mean Bo, Bathroom Sex, Degradation, Humiliation, Under-negotiated Kink, Spit Kink, Dom/sub

Excerpt:

“You know, it’s very rude to take someone’s picture without their consent.”

Shit.

You freeze, wondering if perhaps you stay perfectly still, you will somehow be rendered literally, actually invisible.

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“Sweet” 1.7k, E, Bo x GN!Reader

Tags: Blow Job, Puppy Play, Subspace, Cum Swallowing

Excerpt:

“Can I help you with that?”

He pauses and cocks his head, like he does when he’s trying to figure something out. And then—

“Sure, puppy.”

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“Deserving” 5.3k, E, Bo x AFAB!Reader

Tags: Established Relationship, Dom/sub, Degradation, Face Slapping, Spanking, Blowjob, Spit Kink, Consensual Kink

Summary:

Bo loses at the Emmys.

He takes it out on you.

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“That Funny Feeling” 8.9k, E, Ryan Cooper x AFAB!Reader

Tags: Medical Kink, One Night Stand, Nipple and Anal Play, Edging, Vaginal Sex, Doctor/Patient Roleplay

Excerpt + Summary:

“Doctor Cooper,” you whisper, cheeks coloring, “it feels funny between my legs.”