brain full of nonexistent bastards

evrybody hate me and want me dead. except for god he said faggot! you will live forever

i encourage you to do whatever you want until someone kills you. this has worked out spectacularly for me

Only real top Gs blind permanently themselves with a screwdriver. A man does what he has to: blinds himself with a screwdriver in both eyes.

why is it always The Machine VERSUS The Flesh. why can't they be yuri. or yaoi. or whatever.

when you set out on the path of revenge, dig two graves. you never know when the other guy might’ve cloned himself

Remember that you can't hurt everyone

Remember that you have to try

I love scifi horror techno babble it's better than any other kind of techno babble out there. "hey why is the core unit of the ship called a sanity engine?" don't worry about it. It's fine! Just keep your blackout helmet on during jumps and everything will be fine

whatever i literally dont care 😎 <- cares so much that it feels like my organs are tearing themselves apart in my chest

Ok listen we NEED to talk about your girlfriend. I know you’re doomed by the narrative and all, but she keeps defying the will of fate with her vain and ever more desperate attempts to save you. It’s SERIOUSLY going to rend the fabric of space-time if she keeps this up. I’m not even joking. We’re all going to end up in a closed loop of decaying reality if—it’s not cute, stop laughing!!

*rising up from loosely packed grave soil* who the fuck buried me. This is atrocious. Do a better job next time