Includes works only suitable for ages 18+. I am 28 and use they pronouns. Minors and ageless blogs do not interact with my nsfw posts. You may call me Petals-P if you need to use a name for me.
Hi I’m Petals-P. I’m 28, they pronouns, I like real life women exclusively and I’m very new at this. I like Zhongli, Kaeya, and Dainsleif. (actually i like a lot of genshin impact dudes) Beidou is my top tier wife and so is Rosaria.
As of now I do not take requests but that might change. Masterlist is coming soon. I’m not sure quite what themes I should warn for yet as I am rather vanilla (I do love me some bdsm tho) and don’t go much for heavy angst or yandere stuff.
I want to get better at writing porn, but it bears repeating I am not comfortable with minors or ageless blogs interacting with my nsfw posts or sending me horny posts. Please respect that boundary or I will have to use the block button. Thank you.
Please do not send me thirsts via the askbox! thank you.
This is not exclusively a genshin impact writing blog.
Do not post links to my works on other sites, especially not Tiktok.
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uhm i was wondering if you were okay with your works being shared on tiktok? bc i saw a link to one of your nsfw drabbles in a comments section and ik tumblr authors are strongly against it(rightfully so)
Oh my god what?? No, I am not at all okay with my works being shared on Tiktok, whether it be in a video or in a comment. The primary audience of that app are minors omg— thanks so much for bringing it to my attention, love. Can you please tell them to delete the comment with the link? Or can you give me a link to the tiktok / comment itself? I want that comment taken down ASAP before any minors can click on it.
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notes + cw: alcohol, reader is drunk, harassment from a stranger (all four), attempted drink drugging from a stranger (rosaria), the characters are protective of reader (all four), canon-typical violence
Rosaria
Deals with drunk Kaeya all the time, so she can take care of you the best out of the whole group. Wether the reader is a sad or giggly drunk, she doesn't mind talking you through it. If you need a shoulder to cry on she's there. If you want someone to eyeroll or rarely smirk at your dumb jokes, she's there.
She is instantly on high alert, watching your drink like a hawk. The look on her face scares away most potential weirdos trying to mess with you. If she catches anyone trying to mess with you or your drink she’ll grab their wrist. Then they get dragged outside and you’ll never see them again for a while. If you do see them, they run away when they spot you. Rosaria feigns ignorance about what happened if asked.
Rosaria thinks you're very cute when drunk, but she wouldn't say this. If you nap on her shoulder her frigid heart will melt and she'll pet your hair with her long metal nails running through your hair. But if you mention it to her when sober she'll pretend it didn't happen.
If she needs to take you home and you can't walk she'll toss you in a fireman carry and leave. Asking her to carry you princess style will actually make her flustered but she'll comply. She is completely at the mercy of your drunk whims, even if she acts like you're a handful. You want to pet the fluffy doggie you just saw? She'll put you down and watch you pet it. You want to buy a snack from the local street vendor? She'll buy it for you. You want her to stay home and cuddle? Fine, but she'll have to leave in like two hours. Nothing is too much for her.
Kaeya
Is probably drunk too with you. Kaeya is very good at keeping himself in control, which is how he's able to get information from other drunk people who can't control their tongue. It's why he's a good drinking buddy--he can stop you if you get too far and also join in on the fun.
Would enable you to do stupid stuff because he thinks it's funny. Probably has a Fontaine Kamera hidden away somewhere to take pictures of your antics. But if you want to do something potentially life threatening he'll shoot you with sad puppy eyes and tell you he can't stand the idea of losing his precious Reader. Which is enough to make you back down.
Likes to appear behind weirdos trying to chat you up (How DOES he do that if he was sitting right next to you? He won't tell you.) and clamp down on their shoulder with a menacing smile on his face and ask them if they're having fun chatting with you. He leans into their ear and whispers some kind of threat which scares them shitless into running away. You both laugh about it later.
Would hook your arm around his shoulder and walk you home. He doesn't trust himself to carry you since he's drunk too and doesn't want you to get hurt. Kaeya likes feeling needed, so he doesn't mind taking care of you. He’ll place a glass of water on your nightstand with some bananas or other electrolyte-filled snack he can find from your pantry. If he doesn’t find any he’ll go to the store and get one for you. He’ll place a quick peck on your forehead and leave if you don’t grab him by the fluffy boa and ask him to stay.
Childe
Much like Rosaria, Childe is very protective of you when you’re drunk. He'll openly hook an arm around you and look at anyone who tries to chat you up but won't go further than that. Unless they turn out to be a threat. Then he'll either launch them through a wall or if they look strong he'll leap up and challenge them to a duel so he can show off to you.
Drunk Reader and drunk Childe together are horrible recipes for disaster, and he knows this. Someone has to be the responsible one here, so he'll usually drink less than you. But it takes a lot to get him drunk, because his drink of choice is Fire-Water which is very strong stuff. So you won't see him drunk unless you happen to be drinking it together.
Childe would love to share Fire-Water with you out in the cold. So he can eventually huddle close to you as you both shiver after the heat leaves you. He doesn’t drink too much of it often--only a few mouthfuls. It’s enough to get him buzzed which is enough for him. He saves getting drunk for special occasions. Mostly because getting Childe drunk is how you nuke an entire city. If Childe feels spicy he’ll pour Fire-Water in his mouth and lock lips with you.
Childe loves being a provider and taking care of you while you're like this. He finds it cute that you're stumbling around in your state. You trip and he instantly catches you. You can't walk? Don’t worry you’re already in his arms, no more walking home needed! He snuggles up with you that night and makes you breakfast, giving you a big smooch on the cheek. He greets you with a cheerful, energetic “Good morning comrade!” once you’re up.
Beidou
Absolute queen of protecting you. She’s always watching you to make sure you don’t go tumbling into the ocean, steering you away from climbing anything dangerous or getting near rails. Punches weirdos in the face who bother you and gets away with it because she’s Captain Beidou of The Crux Fleet, nobody smart would raise a hand against her.
Keeps water on her in a separate bottle than the one she drinks alcohol from. It gets hot on the Fleet and she loves alcohol, so she loses a lot of water daily. Same for nuts or coconut water--If you’re on a voyage with her or hanging out on her ship while drinking she’ll likely offer you some to replenish your electrolytes. Her supply ships are stocked with many delicious foods, so all you need is to ask her for something and she’ll go get it for you.
Beidou’s behavior around you is different if you’re on land or on the Crux. Beidou on the Crux is more relaxed, probably drinking even more than you on a normal night. She doesn’t need to worry about you as much as she does on shore. You’re surrounded by those she trusts. On shore it’s different. She drinks less than you and sometimes not at all. She pretends her arms around your waist are just plain affection and that you shouldn’t look into it--but the truth is that she’s afraid. Afraid of what might happen if she lets go of you for even a second in your vulnerable state.
Tosses you over her shoulder and takes you to your shared room if you start acting sleepy. Is very gentle tucking you in bed and pats your head, asking you if you want something. Beidou will set a cup of water next to your bed if you tell her you don’t want anything. If she’s sleepy too she’ll roll into bed and cling to you with her big buff arms.
I’m not into monsters that actively want to kill me, but I am into monsters who totally could and give consistent reminders of that. The twitch of a dangerously clawed hand when you do something that excites them, the effortlessness of how they can pick you up and have you wherever they want, sharp teeth pressed against your skin in the heat of it; just shy of drawing blood. You feel?
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kaeya getting feelings for you but dreading any and all rejection from you so he doesn't let you know about his true feelings
kaeya watching out for you from the shadows but never telling you a word of his protective deeds
kaeya 'coincidentally' showing up to fulfill your request for some sweet flowers on the board when you're sick and refusing your money
kaeya wrapping those sweet flowers in a pretty white bow with a nice-smelling herbal teabag tied to the ribbon.
kaeya inviting you over to sit with him and rosaria at angel's share, and not asking you any prodding questions. he just genuinely wants to spend time with you.
kaeya who's glad that you can just enjoy his company and talk with him as you and him click instantly.
kaeya laughing alongside you, glad that he doesn't have to feel pressure to turn on his charm around you or play a role, he can just relax
kaeya giving you his windblume love poem asking for your feedback and getting anxious that you'll hate it and you tell him you never knew how to say "I love you" in the language of the hilichurls
kaeya being delighted and wondering if maybe he should approach you after all, but he keeps putting it off because he doesn't want you to end up getting hurt
kaeya accidentally slipping and revealing his abyssal connections to you, and being shocked you don't hate him for it
kaeya deciding that maybe he can let you into his heart after all, if he won't suffer cruel rejection from you.
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thinking about the tsaritsa being nostalgic and taking investment into the love lives of her harbingers as the (kinda former) god of love and making sure they treat their s/os well bc she’s just that iconic
YES YES YES. I agree with this so so much. I hate those fics where Childe has to kill his s/o for so many reasons. They just don't make very much sense at all. If you want your workers to be loyal to you you don't make them hurt people they care about, you take care of them. You allocate resources to protecting them.
Like the Tsaritsa would 100% be happy for Childe if he found someone and she would probably have agents to protect them. I assume she does the same for his family.
“childe is loyal to the fatui and wouldnt care about the reader if he had to choose between them and the fatui”
childe: canoncly only sees his harbinger status as a means to an end for his quest of world dominance and only respects the tsarista because she’s a warrior like him and openly asks the traveler if they can fight the harbingers with him