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whenever a woman has a sword its a strap allegory

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Kimallura + little gifts?
Kima always leaves little things in Allura's desk or on her bookshelves. Sometimes they're notes, reminding her of their dinner plans. But most of the time, there are little trinkets. An opalescent paperweight, a small wooden humming bird, anything and everything Kima comes across that reminds her of Allura.
Allura does her best to reciprocate it, using her magic to invent things to make Kima's life just a little bit easier or to make her smile. Allura knows that she spends too long in her office and that she never has enough time for Kima and it breaks her heart. So she gives her things as an apology, one Kima reminds her over and over that she doesn't need.
LET'S GO LESBIANS!!!!
Imogen: MissSarahJeanne (IG) Laudna: JunipersCostumery (IG)
Do you think Allura had Yussa baby leashed to her for the Solstice?
Just sitting in meetings of the Tal’Dorei Council with a grumpy elven man with a Gold Dragon backpack harness/leash on sulking five feet away.
*echoing disembodied Zelda voice*
Link. Link. That was a sick shred on your board but please focus. Link… I’m literally holding back the devil with sheer willpower. Link. Please kill this guy I want my body back. Link. I just want a pizza. Link. Why are you riding a moose? He can’t hear me can he?
Link. This is why we’re stuck in this reincarnation cycle. You need to focus. And he’s drowned in the lake again. Okay.
Link. I always knew. No, I always believed. That you would make it. Now give me one of the five hundred mushroom skewers in your pocket I haven’t eaten anything for over 100 years. I know you’ve got them. I watched you spend six hours throwing things into a wok over and over again.

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how many languages did your middle school* offer? (and what were they!)
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1
2
3
4 or more
[see results]
*for non americans, that’s what you attend between the ages ~11-14 btw
not counting like. english if you live in america/spanish if you live in spain/etc btw
THE LEGEND OF VOX MACHINA | 2x05 Color Pallettes
By Victoria Thornberry
— "please come to bed, it's so cold without you there."
Dealer's choice 😁
Hi, thank you for the prompt! "Please come to bed, it's so cold without you there."
The Cloudtop District stands proudly tall, looking down at the city of Emon, and, within it, reflecting the bright light of Catha against the dark sky, is an ivory tower from which one can see, even from a distance, the orange flicker of a light coming through an open window.
Inside the white, cold walls, Allura Vysoren is bent over a stack of papers in her study, her long blonde hair braided down her shoulder while small flickering magical globes float around her. Allura scratches at the tip of her nose with the owl-feathered quill in her hand, pondering over the glyphs and texts ahead of her. She had been working on this new spell for so long, yet there hadn’t been any success.
The sound of an owl hoot comes in through the window, and the noise of footsteps echoes in the corridor. Allura is suddenly aware of how late it is as Kima appears at her doorway, her ruddy brown hair tied in a braid. Allura can’t resist a smile when she notices the large purple tunic that Kima is wearing, one she definitely stole from Allura’s closet.
“Ally, it’s late. You need to rest.” Kima touches Allura’s arm, and she can’t help but notice how cold it is.
“In a moment, dear,” Allura says, kissing Kima’s forehead, which is equally cold.
“Please come to bed. It’s so cold without you there.”
Allura can’t resist how her fierce and stout paladin begs her, this woman who, although small in stature, is so strong and capable of destroying even the vilest things. Oh, how she missed her dearly. The weeks that Kima was gone on her mission in Kraghammer were some of the worst for Allura. Not knowing where her more-than-a-friend was, if she was safe or not. She is not a woman of the gods – not how Kima is a devout believer of Bahamut – but Allura blessed the day that Vox Machina brought the halfling back to her, safe and sound.
“Alright, I guess this can wait until the morning,” Allura says, letting Kima guide her by the hand towards her beautifully decorated bedroom – their bedroom now – while the globes of light follow them through the dark and cold ivory tower.
“No wonder you’re so cold,” Allura points with a chuckle. “You left the window open again.
“I know you like to hear the sounds of the night. I just need you to warm me up, Ally.” Kima pouts, lying in bed and tapping the mattress by her side.
Allura gladly joins her lover, pressing her back against Kima’s chest, who wraps her arms around her. With the flick of a wrist, the globes disappear, and the two women cuddling are bathed in the moonlight that peers through the window as they fall asleep together with a smile on their faces.
new very specific poll
One of my cousins has met the leader of a country.
I can count backwards from 100 by 3s, but I can't recite the alphabet backwards.
I was born in the Year of the Rabbit and my favourite colour is green.
My father cooks rarely and well, while my mother cooks badly and often.
My twin is afraid of spiders.
I have a genetic mutation that was discovered when I was past the age of 19.
I iron all my clothes except underwear and socks.
My grandmother speaks a language with fewer than 50 million native speakers.
I only drink clear alcohol, never dark.
None of these apply to me.
The fanfiction trope/tag you DO NOT like to read
Fluff
Hurt/Comfort
Hurt/NO Comfort
Dead Dove Do Not Eat
No Beta We Die Like Men
Smut
Cannon X Reader
Cannon X OC
AU (Please tell us what kind in the tags)
Other/Combo (Tell us in the tags below)
If you would ever so kindly reblog for larger sample size, I'd appreciate it <3

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The cutest ladies~
I saw a poll about how many works you've published on Ao3 and so then I got curious. So let's try this.
How many WORDS have you published on Ao3???
i'm talking total word count that you can see if you look in your statistics.
How Many Total Words Published On Ao3?
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1 - 999
1,000 - 9,999
10,000 - 24,999
25,000 - 49,999
50,000 - 99,999
100,000 - 249,999
250,000 - 499,999
500,000 - 999,999
1,000,000+
Just recently published my 75th (!!!) work on AO3, and it got me wondering…
How many fanworks do you have published on AO3?
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1-2
3-5
6-10
11-20
21-40
41-70
71-100
101-150
151+
Okay I have a question, have you ever used/seen one of these before?
Have you?
Yes, I own one
No but I've seen these before
Never seen one before
Please also say where your from in the tags (and maybe rb so I can increase the data, no pressure though)
Never seen, I'm from England.
little sketch of kima in my style, specifically the shot where she's making heart eyes at allura

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critical role girlboss bracket round 2
Delilah Briarwood (Campaign 1, TLOVM, Campaign 3)
Allura Vysoren (Campaign 1, TLOVM)
reminder: vote for the character who is the most girlboss, not who your favorite is (unless they are one in the same)
Who Would Win In A Fight? Matt Mercer Edition
Allura Vysoren
Essek Thelyss
Ariks Eshteross
Yussa Errenis
Lady Kima of Vord
Shaun Gilmore
Pumat Sol
Other (Answer In Replies)
This fight is assuming that the characters are at the same level and have access to all of their abilities/weapons/spells
For the "Other" option, the criteria for the listed NPCs is that they are allies to their respective parties, and that we have seen their combat abilities at least once.