flynn

if adam’s the passenger princess (which. ofc he is) then blue is trapped in the back with ronan & noah, and those two are constantly on the verge of doing something drastic and dangerous. which leaves her with the choice of enabling them and possibly derailing the entire car ride or trying to stop them and having to deal with an angry and determined ronan lynch all the while gansey and adam are old married couple-ing in the front treating the other two boys like their rambunctious, no good children.

the other best option for passenger is blue, but then noah HAS to go in between ronan and adam or else the two of them will start fighting and then maybe try to kill each other with their weird homoerotic rivalry permeating the entire car to the point i think even gansey would be uncomfortable.

you say, vi, why can’t ronan go in the front? and i say, if you’ve ever tried to isolate the problem child by putting them up front, they just become your problem. ronan in the front is putting his feet up on the dash, he’s throwing shit out of the windows, he’s leaning his seat all the way back to crush whoever was unlucky enough to get stuck behind him (it’s assuredly blue). he’s fucking with the radio channels, he’s turning the volume up all the way on the worst song you’ve ever heard in your entire life.

so we put noah in the front. then the backseat becomes a warzone. if you thought ronan vs. adam with noah in the middle was bad, NOW it’s ronan vs. adam vs. BLUE. gansey is an exhausted mother of three, and noah is no help at all.

Ronan: damn better stop this

Ronan: remembers Adams wrists are fragile and might break

Ronan:

TRK page 283:

CDTH page 35:

Adam’s r i b s Adam’s riiiiibs, people!! As in, the thing that created Eve, that gave her life. The thing that makes Adam and Eve the same, connected, soulmates, however you wanna look at it.

So you're telling me Adam sees Ronan as a god (two gods in this church)... And Ronan worships Adam (objects of worship)... And Adam idolizes Ronan (couldn't tell if he was letting himself idolize this place or Ronan)... And Ronan created Adam (maybe I dreamt you)... And Adam brought Ronan to life the moment he kissed him back (Adam's ribs under Ronan's hands)...