nyc’s most boring lesbian

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

why did i get the eating disorder hotline for deedee megadoodoo

i genuinely feel like im being edged

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

I saw some vintage pajamas with this little rabbit character on them and had to draw her 🐰🎀

Photos of she

You're not lazy or being dramatic; you're overloaded.

Having been named after a character in The Great Gatsby by my English-major dad, I thought I would ask about this.

It's a problem. It's been a problem. And thank god I learned to speak up and find medical professionals that would help me with *MY* goals. I shouldn't have had to, someone should have recognized the needs of that sixteen y.o. and protected her, but I can only hope the conversation changes as awareness increases.