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spongebob is ambidextrous ! it ' s canon , but no one talks about NEARLY enough . it ' s seen in the episode where squidward gets a ticket and is put back in mrs . puffs class . when spongebob is writing his side of the story , you can see him using his left hand to draw !! another instance of this is in the episode where spongebob gets a bad ass splinter , he says something along the lines of " good thing im ambidextrous ! " and proceeds to use his left hand to cook . i think that ' s a really neat feature no one talks about enough .

plankton would have customers , but they wouldn ' t be fish ; they ' d be sharks & whales . both eat almost strictly / strictly fish as their diet , therefore the chum planton makes would make a great meal for them , seeing as chum is just ground up fish !!

the fish DO swear . " fish paste " is pretty clearly " shit " . think about it ; there ' s been multiple times where the fish and main characters alike use " holy fish paste " or just " fish paste " when something goes wrong . there ' s many other words like this , such as " barnacles " , " tartar sause " , and a few others .

if the sweater spongebob ' s grandmother knitted him shrunk in the wash like his pants have done before , he ' d totally give them to gary ; sew the head hole shut and use the sleeves as eye warmers ^_^

sandy is totally a lesbian , seeing as she never finds interest in many of the male characters or looks to date , most likely . she once got married to spongebob , but that was for a play . when she came out , spongebob totally threw her a big party .

on the topic of sexuality , karen , plantons wife , is a raging bisexual . she was lit blushing while that one fish was dancing in one of the newer episodes . how is that NOT queer coded .

spongebob is totally intersex / androgynous . hes a sponge , most likely no real sexual organs , as we have seen multiple times . though we call him a male in most cases , a good sponge once said " am i a pretty girl ? " i personally see this as him not caring what people see him as , even if he potrays himself as a male most of the time . he doesnt have TIME to care about what other people think about his idenity . if you told him gender is what ' s in his pants , he ' d pull out a krabby patty LMAOO . on the topic of his identity , he ' s an unlabeled / pansexual ace . it ' s been confirmed by the creators that you can in fact ship him with anyone , just not sexually . hes so cool guys trust

despite what everyone says , squidward is straight ( and an ally . spongebob brings him to pride events and he always grumps about it , but has a great time every time they go without fail ) . i will DIE on that hill . people often ship him with spongebob / squilliam , and i can see it , i just don ' t ship it myself . in one episode where patrick thought he was being sent away , he cross-dressed into a woman . in the process , squidward fell in love with her , flirting and all . when he is found to just be a man , he loses all the attraction . in one scene , squilliam is interrogating squidward about his job . squidward tells himself to imagine him naked , and once he does , he says " OH NO HES HOT " . i believe this is just an observation , and he was suprised at the fact he was more attractive than he thought . you can find someone attractive without being attracted TO them !! he looks up to squilliam and is very jealous , but he most likely wouldn ' t want to date him . and spongebob . . . hes just spongebob . he doesn ' t see spongebob in a romantical type of way . he cares about spongebob because in the end , he knows that spongebob is a living thing with a life , just like he is . he ' s only mean to spongebob because he doesn ' t know how to express affection . in my mind , i see their relationship as an equivalent to siblings . squidward hates spongebob , but he truly does care about him , even if he cant express it in the way other people do . he can bully spongebob , but only he can . he gets angry when other people do , as it ' s been shown multiple times . ( no hate to those who do ship squidward with spongebob / squilliam , this is just how i see it . )