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i just came up with this random lore idea !! for my au . i finally figured out how to incorperate captain into it !!

basically , instead of george and harold turning krupp into captain , they figure out he was already hypnotized long ago and was made into the character as a joke back in college with his buddies . krupp made rules up about no loud noises , especially snapping , after finding out it still affected him . george and harold couldnt understand why , so they tested it by snapping in his face and POOF hes down to his underwear shouting at the top of his lungs . the two had already been wanting to create something together , like a character or a story but had hit a dead end , so this was perfect . then it all kinda goes to shit like it did in the canon story LOLL

hope this makes sense im going wild

1 ) he has SUPER bad sensory issues , thats why he hates wearing clothes . though , hes found he likes cottony or soft things if he has to wear them . he especially hates long sleeves or pants . they rub against his arms and legs wrong when hes trying to get bad guys . DUHHH ! also , when he cannot wear his cape and he ' s supposed to be masking ( and does it horribly ) , he wears this one large red t - shirt . its soft , almost velvety . his ultra favorite . good texture ^_^

2 ) he has bandaids EVVERYYWHERE . hes super duper clumbsy and doesnt pay attention to his body much !! gets booboos easy :( poor goober !

3 ) back when krupp originally became captain & they began sharing a body , captain got upset with the mullet . the moment krupps partner edith passed , captain cut it all short and does it every time it gets too long for his liking . he threatens to cut it all off if krupp doesnt go to the barber and get it short again . if it werent for him , krupps hair would have been DRAGGING on the GROUND . rapunzel era !

4 ) krupp has always had extra canines that poke out when he smiles , which is why theyre never seen as much . captain is a smiley little goob so theyre almost always showing . why bro so :3

5 ) he LOVES the pool . hes not allowed in the water for obvious reasons but he loves sitting in his floaty with a reason to be in only underwear . krupp does not appreciate this . he almost always gets soaked because captain forgets and tries to jump in the water . poor critter , he just try have fun :[