foul beast

I legitimately fucking lose my shit at this every time it comes on my dash it’s one of my favorite NV posts

I can't stop thinking about an alternate reality where ponyplay got more tumblr popular than puppyplay and I could see a million goofy ass posts by people who have never had sex roleplaying domming a horse

Waves over the waiter waiter I'm sorry I think someone put politics in my toys

"We don't serve toys here, that's art you ordered."

Oh dear. Can I still play with it?

If you like, but doing so may make you feel something you aren't used to

Oughhh in so full of themes and ideas auuu

Dinosaurs were so naughty santa was forced to send them his biggest peice of coal

youre fucking lying for clout

i hat eyou

i got called ableist for this post because someone said she might be autistic and this was just her stimming i love this website i could never leave

two of them told me they panicked because they thought they'd fallen asleep because why the fuck would their lecturer be there. it was giving "seeing the teacher in the grocery store" except you're in the middle of studying for that teacher's test, take a food break, and then they're There. watching.

When your girl is sucking your penis and you feel sexual gratification 😂

when your girl is sucking on your brainis and you feel intellectual gratification 🧐

keep liking my posts and we’re gonna end up as longtime mutuals who never talk to each other

pizza goes kindof hard