Wren

Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?

its my birfday

(no drinks in) who wants me

"You will often be subjected to uncomfortable situations in public and you should learn to navigate that" and "if you play your music out loud in a public hike then the other hikers should be allowed to hunt you for sport" are two sentiments that can and should co-exist

OP is an optimist

i'm supposed to be a creepy little werewolf in the wet forest, with my little werewolf commune . where da heck is my little commune

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

"Play toys with me or you're gay"

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad

imagine you meet god and he’s literally just some lame bisexual millennial with anger issues. this happened to my good friend harrowhark nonagesimus