gutwrenching

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

mature content

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

What if. Theoretically. I wrote a fic where Oscar confesses to hooking up with Arthur to a fellow priest, intercut with snapshots of said hookup. Would anyone read it 👉👈

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I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.

a lot of arguments have been made about when exactly jon fell in love with martin but i know for a fact that during the prentiss attack when jon heard martin explain why he carries around a corkscrew for effective worm removal he dreamily went “wow…a man that thinks ahead” and immediately suppressed that thought so hard that he blacked out for a second which along with the CO2 exposure led directly to him asking martin if he is a ghost

this is kind of like when, on a day i had gotten very little to no sleep the night before and had eaten either nothing or half a pbnj, a friend told me they watched project hail mary so my immediate response was cool are there priests in it

Gay priests fucking in a confessional. begging for forgiveness. They've got crucifixes on it. Helooooo can anyone hear me???? I SAID GAY PRIESTS FUCKING IN A CONFESSIONAL BEGGING LIKE PATHETIC MENNNNN, THEY'VE GOT CRUICIFXES ON ITTTT HELLO??????