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Earth Girls are Easy

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Breaking News!
News Reporter: Gothamās finest bridal store has been robbed! Nothing of too much value was lost except for a green ballgown and a tiara. In other news, the riddler in a dress? More likely than you think.
Reader, looking over at Eddie:
Eddie, looking suspicious in a ballgown and tiara:
Reader:
Eddie:
Reader: Did you-
Eddie: I robbed a bridal store.
Stobotnik āProblemsā #17
Robotnik: Itās for science-
Stone, walks by and takes the blowtorch from him: No.
Alright Yāall, Requests Open!
Now that I FINALLY made a background, I feel like I am set up enough to do requests. If you would like to ask me for head cannonās or writings of one of the characters listed below, feel free to do so. It can be x reader, or x another person in the movie.
The Mask/ Stanly Ipkiss (The Mask)
Carl Allen (Yes Man)
The Riddler/ Edward Nygma (Batman Forever)
Mark Kendal (Once Bitten)
Charlie Baileygates/ Hank (Me, Myself, and Irene)
Chip Douglas (The Cable Guy)
Wiploc (Earth Girls are Easy)
Ace Ventura (Ace Ventura)
Dr. Robotnik (Sonic)
Basically, any of the movies Iāve seen.
If I havenāt seen a movie with the character you want in it, let me know, and Iāll try to watch it. Anything goes as for requests, but please note I have the freedom to decline if I am uncomfortable. Rules will be updated accordingly.
It may take me a while to get them done, but Iāll try my best. And as always, thank you for reading, and sorry for any spelling mistakes.
THE TRUMAN SHOW 1998, dir. Peter Weir
I cried so much watching this movie!

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truman burbank let me hold your hand pleaseā¦.
This movie really got to me
Prompt List #5
Other Prompt Lists
āHave you ever kissed anyone before?ā
āCan I kiss you?ā
āYouāre not hurting me, youāre not heavy. Iāve got you, love.ā
Kissing on sofa, foreheads pressed together, breathy, soft tender.
āSometimes I wonder if you even like meā¦it sure feels like you hate me sometimes.ā
āYou were supposed to be my friend. Thatās allā¦thatās all I asked of you. To be my friend. To care.ā
āI look at him/her/them and I just..itās like when the Grinchās heart grows three sizes.ā
āI donātā¦iāve neverā¦been in a relationship and iām going to make mistakesā¦I just need you to tell me. I need you to talk to me.ā
āYou really thought I was dead?ā
āI want to believe, I doā¦I justā¦how can I believe in something that I canāt see?ā
āYou didnāt tell me your friend was cute! Now what am I going to do?ā
āI feel sickā¦so anxious and sick and like my heart is trying to beat its way out of my chest.ā
āCan we just make a decision? Please?ā
āYou donāt know what you do to me, do you?ā
āI just want you to be safe. Thatās all iāve ever wanted for you!āĀ
āI want you to be happyā¦even if its not with me.ā
āI want to feel like this forever.ā
āYou give me a reason to be better, to do better.ā
āGod, you are so fucking cute.ā
āI love you, but I need you to go away because youāre really bloody distracting and I have to pass this test tomorrow.ā
āIā¦I canāt do this without you.ā
āDonāt forget me?āĀ
āYou werenāt thereā¦why werenāt you there?ā
āI needed you! I needed you!ā
āNow itās overā¦I donāt really know what to do.ā
āDo you ever think?ā
āIām going to die. Iām going to die with an absolute idiot!āĀ
āHow can you drink that stuff?ā
āOh noā¦heās/sheās/theyāre cute.ā
āI canāt talk to cute people, okay? I donāt know how to flirt!ā
āSometimes you love someone and you donāt want them to leaveā¦because if theyāre beside you, you can see that theyāre safe and you can keep them safe. But, if they go somewhere without youā¦you might lose themā
āNo one has a romantic bone in their body anymore! What happened to playing songs outside windows, glitter and sparkles on handmade Valentineās cards, dancing in the rain!? What happened?!ā
āI canāt imagine my life without you in it. You are so important to me, you are such a big part of my life, that I justā¦I canāt imagine you not here.ā
āI just want you to be happyā¦ā
āYou donāt have anything to be sorry for.ā
āStop apologising for other people! Youāre not the shitty one!āĀ
āI want someone I can melt around. I want someone who melts around me tooā¦I donāt want this standoffish, unromantic love that youāre offering. I want more than that.ā
āI want to write you poetry, to write songs about you and draw your portrait! I want to make things for you! It frustrates the hell out of me hat I canāt draw and I canāt sing or write or play instruments or paintā¦You inspire me so fucking muchā¦ā
āYou donāt own her/him/them. You donāt get to choose who they choose. I donāt get to choose who they choose. No one, but them, gets to make that decision.ā
āStop being a fucking dick.ā
āThatās another way of saying youāre an arsehole.āĀ
āCan anyone else hear those Jumanji like drums? Or is it just me?ā
āGod, I love your face.ā
Twirling a strand of their hair
Foreheads pressed together, breath intertwining, slow, content affection
āPlease donāt say that about yourself. Please donāt believe that. Youāre so much more than that. Youāre soā¦ā
āIām only important when you need something from me.ā
āI am fed up of half measures. I deserve betterā
āDonāt look at me! Iām a mess!ā
āI love it when youāre a mess!ā
āPlease stop rolling your shirt sleeves up, itās terribly distractingā
āI donāt think youāre annoyingā¦I knowā¦I donātā¦I really like listening to and hearing what you have to say even if its a lot sometimes..ā
āI just want to be swept off my feetā¦is that so bad? Iām fed up of being alone.ā
One reaching for the others hand to comfort them, to provide support. A thumb brushing lightly against skin.Ā
Reciting poetry at the other in a dramatic and very public fashion
Those period shirts with the puffy sleeves and the deep v and one staring at the other like⦠oh no he/sheās hot.Ā
Heart eyes when the other talks, sings, dances, argues, does literally anything especially things which others make fun of them for or find annoying
āOh, my ankle! I think it must be broken!ā *wink* *wink*
āI want you to be proud of yourself. I want you to believe that youāre good enough because you are. Youāre so amazing.ā
āDid you get any sleep last night?ā
āI havenāt slept since they/him/her left/diedā
āYou are an uncultured swine! There I said it!ā
āI know I should be happyā¦I did wellā¦I always do wellā¦so why canāt I believe in myself?ā
āPlease do your homework, for me? Just one timeā¦ā
āI said one time, yāknowā¦you didnāt have to actually start studying. Not that Iām not proud or anything.ā
āGo big or go homeā
āIām already home.ā
āI lost my wellie boot in the riverā¦ā
āI wish I knew who they wereā¦ā
āIt was that bad here?ā
āI look at you and Iā¦I feel so sad because I love you but I also have been hurt so many times that I donāt think I can forgive and forget.ā
Brushing hair from their face
Leaning into the others hand, turning their head and pressing a kiss to the palm
āI didnāt take you for the settling down type.ā
Speaks in a terrible Shakespearean/Elizabethan style to woo/make the other laugh
āShould I go first orā¦do you want to go?ā
āIf you want to leave, we can leave.ā
āI donāt want to ruin your party.ā
āYou could never ruin anything.ā
āYour comfort and happiness is more important to me than some stupid dinner.ā
āPlease donāt make me choose.ā
āI can finally understand why you call them your arch-nemesisā¦What. A. Dick.ā
āPoetry isnāt supposed to be good, itās supposed to make you feel things!ā
āIf you donāt get that stick out of your arse, iāll do it myself and beat you with it.ā
āCould you come get me?ā
āStop moving! Iām going to have to start counting all over again!ā
āI just thought that since you werenāt feeling too good, maybe this would help.ā
The one stumbling to the otherās front door after getting hurt/beaten up etc.
āOh my heart it breaks! It shall never be whole again!āĀ āShe/He/They break up with you every other month. Shouldnāt it be used to the disappointment by now?ā
āI thought you said no more dangerous stunts?ā
āIām not kissing you in the rain! Weāll catch our death!ā
āWhereās your adventurous spirit?!ā
āA walk in the woods might do you some good. Clear your head.ā
āYou have wronged me so bitterlyā¦ā
āDo you talk to your mother with that mouth?ā
āPlease get me away from him. He hasnāt left me alone all night and I am this close to committing a murder.ā
āI apologise sincerely if my handsome/beautiful face has kept you awake all night.ā
Massages but the sort that are actually practical and helpful. Like babe, youāre so uncomfortable let me help because youāre clearly in pain
āWould it help if I stayed?ā
āSo I had this really vivid dreamā¦ā
Love this movie
Me, Myself, and Irene
-Relatively important-
This may shift into all Jim Carrey characters x readers.
Donāt worry, Stobotnik will still be here, and I will except other pairing with his characters. Iām just expanding my horizons.
Stobotnik āProblemsā #16
Robotnik to Shadow: You could use anything to kill someone. If you believe in yourself, you can commit the murder you want to see in the world.
Stone: nO-

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-NSFW-
Okay, as much as I love Robottomnik -I mean, come on, let Stone put him (a needy thirsty bottom) in his place- imagine Robotnik making several robotic versions of him to surprise Stone with. I would love to read that.
Stobotnik āProblemsā #15
Stone to Shadow: Bud, Iām going to be honest. Everyone sucks.
Robotnik: Yes, but only some people swallow.
Stone: Thats not- no. Just no.
Stobotnik āProblemsā #14
Sleep Deprived Robotnik: Letās swaguette this baguette.
Agent Stone: What the fuck.
Stobotnik āProblemsā #13
Robotnik: God itās hot in here.
Stone: I know, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
Stobotnik āProblemsā#12
*Robotnik and Stone arguing*
Robotnik: Fuck you!
Stone: I already did!
Robotnik:
Stone: And I did it realļæ¼ good.
Robotnik: ...
Robotnik: ...
Robotnik: You did.

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Stobotnik āProblemsā #11
Robotnik holding an almost empty cup at his desk: I can fit at least one teaspoon of water in my bellybutton. Don't ask me how I know
Stone: You need to shower
Robotnik: okay, but I have to get the water out of my bellybutton
Stone, not questioning it: Then stand up, and it will absorb into your pants.
Stobotnik āProblemsā #10
Stone: Why are you so angry all the time?
Robotnik: There are people like spongebob who enjoy life, I just grew up to me squidward.