Wait, is this a pep talk?

youre never alone. bacteria

god, your worst warrior needs money

hey, what's going on? i heard laughter coming from your house. what's so funny? can i come in

guy in prehistoric times who wants to be subversive but there are no cultural tropes or norms to break yet so he just goes to the river

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

yeah if you eat a berry then you can gain the properties of the berry

Something i hate about misogyny is that women aren't allowed to be funny in a subtle or deadpan way without men being like hark wench and peddle not your falsehoods- be they born of malice or of naivitee you know not what your wicked misdeeds hath wrought upon this algorithm

my beautiful girlfriend "open link in new tab"