Blue Sky

“From whence you came” is a classic place to send back a foul beast

women! be difficult! be mean! they’re gonna hate you either way!

“why do u ship that” honey these assholes ship themselves i am only a vessel

Gay asf to be a dentist. Why you wanna drill another man??? Why you wanna make him scream? Why you wanna put your hands in his mouth? Anyway I’m here to shoot you because you’re mistreating your girlfriend who Im in love with and I need fresh human blood to feed my gaint talking plant from outer space

god created man to be penetrated

i posted this with violence and the crucifixion in mind and you hussies are talking about anal

me when i lie

Mind you her whisper is the Lucifer

having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing i’m literally too old for this. i should be busy with my blacksmith apprenticeship or something

naruto is good but only if you imagine the ways in which it could have been if like everything had been different

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

I'm giving it all she's got boss

cant believe we live in a reality where getting a silly iced drink can set you back 7 dollars. it's like they want me dead

"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness

Sick list of symptoms bro. Now try humanizing your behavior instead of pathologizing it.