aspiring cat lady

android users think they’re like communists or something

we are

I will forever love simple, domestic things let’s bake together, go grocery shopping, drive around, just spend time together

tfw you read those first couple lines of a fic and your shoulders just relax because the writing is good and you know you can rest there for a while

what ever happened to personality!!! i want decorative towels that arent boring!!! i want NOVELTY!! i want people to come over to my house and look at my trinkets and immediately think this lady is a wacko and also her stuff is haunted

Y'all be saying I'm cute but I don't have a boo so who lying???

Too many songs about parties, not enough songs about witches performing midnight rituals

randomly resting ur head on someone’s shoulder is so sweet,, we should do that more often

if you want the rewards of being my lover you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of zigazig ah