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(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now

sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on

*3 drinks in voice* you wanna test each other's pain tolerance?

i like how we all ignore that soldier / poet / king is probably supposed to all be descriptors for jesus christ and we're all just like this is my 3 blokes from the last television show i watched

I promise I'm really smart it's just all my best thoughts get lost in The Fog

I can give you butterflies or anger issues, it's all on you baby

having your own money is fucking dangerous because the only person stopping me from buying whatever I want is myself. and myself has bad judgment sometimes

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

actually i think being kind and gentle and sweet is sexy af

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

when you are eating chips you will often be like well how about one more chip? and then you will eat one more chip and be like well how about one more chip? and what do you think happens after that?

My tumblr is my own little museum.