IMPROVING YOUR RESUME

there used to be things to watch on youtube

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

Wow bro that sounds really rough *gently places my hand on your cock* I want you to know if you ever need anything I'm always here for you

daily affirmation i do NOT have a secret disgusting evil hidden within me that will some day make its way out

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

Goodnight people who get mean when they're nervous like a bad dog

my whole family ignored me as a child bc my swag was blinding them

I am a bad person for desiring anything

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

im like one of the grandparents who doesn’t get up in charlie and the chocolate factory