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Some guy was hitting on me at a restaurant

Him: so how old are you?

Me: 18, why?

Him: you're very pretty

Dad: man.. You're barking up the wrong tree, she's gay.

Him: no she's not

Dad: I told all my girls when they were little they could only date girls and she was the only one that listened. Have a nice day.

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#adorible

A story of my friend and her boyfriend told me by

*in bed snoring* *stop snoring* *Feel weight being put on body* *wake up to find boyfriend on top of me after a really long day at a terrible job* Friend: what do you think you're doing? Boyfriend: you stopped snoring i thought that meant you wanted to have sex....

#boyfriends #umm no #really #really?!#why #bad flirting

actual conversations between me and my boyfriend

*us in the car*

boyfriend: hey can you roll down the window? I'm feeling a bit claustrophobic

me: *rolls down window*

him: ... you know i'm surprised i don't get claustrophobic in your vagina......

#bad flirting #so this is my life #so this is love #nsfw

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#marriage

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almost my boyfriend's and mine relationship

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I want to see their frustrated faces and bluer than blue balls.

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i will be the one with the cereal

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Experience #18

me to my boyfriend: i want to fuck your brains out

*we have sex*

boyfriend: *throws fake brain on the floor* congradulations

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did you think i was kidding?!

#prop expert #Gotta love them

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Experience #19 (it's a doosey)

an old man and a couple (who are all friends) are walking on the cross walk walking towards my car waiting for the right hand turn lane.

old man: hey it's my birthday can i get a flash? *gesture to lifting up my shirt)

woman from couple: haha i'm sorry he has to ask

me: haha yeah no it's fine sure

*flashes my car head lights*.

me: there you go happy birthday

#a little creepy #umm ok then #thats weird #happy birthday #Oh My #Bad Pick Up Lines #really?#disrespecful #can handle #are you kidding me

Experience #18

me to my boyfriend: i want to fuck your brains out

*we have sex*

boyfriend: *throws fake brain on the floor* congradulations

#my stupid boyfriend #i love him #this is my life #nsfw #bad jokes #sex jokes #bad flirting #Bad Pick Up Lines

experience #17

so today at work my co worker said this about her and her boyfriend

coworker: i'm so happy i get to order this great dinner special with broccoli

me: care to explain?

coworker: well you see i love broccoli but it makes me gassy and i don't like to fart in front of my loved ones but since me and my boyfriend are having issues tonight i don't get see him sooooo....

I CAN FART!!!!

#i can fart #bad flirting #true relationship quotes #this is love

How to explain the love you have for a friend in comparison to the love you have for an s.o

as explained by my friend Jillian

you are in love with your s.o. You are Twitterpated with their existence.

you love your friend like you love your dog, or the period you get each month informing you of your non pregnantness

(this of course in relation to a female perspective. if your are a boy/ human of the male variety and understand this post on a personal level i would seek out a specialized physician)

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to the followers

this goes out the the about 4 of you. if any of you have bad or funny experiences feel free to share them. I'm not entirely sure how the posting thing works but you know message me or w.e

#bad flirting #share your pain #share your story

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Experience #16

boy: i like your hat *stares directly at my chest*

#nice try #you're lucky I'm at work #well aren't you clever #bad flirting #you're lucky you're only 14

experience #15

these are me friends....

#need a say more?#this actually happened #DONT DO THIS SHIT #it won't work #but got damn #its just funny #gotta love them

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