Wormtown, USA

taking a tolerance break from sudoku because it's desensitizing me to numbers

Official Post of Massachusetts

image id: a discord message from Fuzzy Wuzzy Bong Murderer that reads 'now why did the green line operator just get on the intercom and tell us we're standing by and they need to cast a spell so we can get to science park'. manic pixie freak frat boy replies with a keysmash. op says 'he gets back on and goes "good news everybody, we cast the spell" and we start moving'. end id.

whiskey dick is such a beautiful phrase if I had a gorgeous maine coon cat I would name her whiskey dick

wish i could call in bitchy to work

sorry boss can’t work today. i woke up and i feel like a total cunt. can’t be trusted with customers

"what do I do if I have theories" will always be the fucking funniest reddit post

it should be illegal for a game to still be $60 after being out for 4 years