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Remus was slightly taken aback at how forward Peter was being. It was evident his friend was drunk when he was so openly talking about the fact that he was going to die a virgin. It made Remus laugh, though, and shake his head slightly. âIâm gonna die a virgin, too, Wormtail. Donât worry, weâre in this together. I didnât realize it was such a big deal to you, though. We can try to find you somebody tonight! I canât guarantee that Iâll be much of a good wingman, that sounds more like a job for Sirius, but Iâll certainly try my best.â Remus wasnât much of a flirt, although he had been told many times he was quite flirty. He was sure people just misunderstood his friendliness for flirtiness, and he was willing to go out of his way to flirt with someone if it meant he could make Peter happy in the end.Â
âHow many drinks did you have before I got here?â Remus questioned as he watched Peter make a mess of the alcohol while he attempted to pour a shot. He took the bottle from the other, a smile on his face, âListen, we canât go wasting this. Iâll pour your shots for you, alright?â Dealing with a drunk Peter wasnât much different than dealing with a toddler, it was honestly quite adorable and it always gave Remus a good laugh. He poured another shot for himself and quickly took it back, the more alcohol entering his system made it much easier to handle the firewhiskey, and poured another one for Peter, âIâm considering cutting you off soon, I think youâve had enough."Â
The otherâs arm around his shoulders was far from unwelcome, in fact Remus practically fell in to it. He was always affectionate with his friends and being tipsy made it much worse. He leaned his head against Peter, "You know I love to cuddle, but if weâre going to find you someone to flirt it up with tonight we canât stay like this long. People might start to think that weâre together.â
Peter huffed, âItâs not a big deal... sâjust... itâs such a normal thing for everyone else isnât it?â He said, looking over at Remus, his eyes a little unfocused thanks to the alcohol but he was still very aware of what he was doing. âLike, Sirius was getting it off whoever he wanted back in school. I think it was all James and Lily did in seventh year when they werenât revising for N.E.W.Ts,â he deadpanned, âAnd here we are... Still boys and fighting a war.â Maybe he just wanted to be considered a âmanâ in his own mind. Maybe he wanted that moment of intimacy with another person. Hell, Peter sometimes wondered if it might even be having the chance to do something wild and carnal before he ended up... Well, who knew what this war might do to him.
Peter blinked a few times and let out a breath while he tried to answer the question, âIâm going to say.... a lot.â he nodded, âNot loads... But a lot.â And with that very inaccurate measurement of his drinking so far he tipped back his shot, âItâs nice. I feel like I talk more like this, do I talk more like this?â he asked, frowning a little and looking over at Remus. He chuckled and nodded, âOkay Mama-Mooney. Â Can you pour me another one pleeeeease?â he asked lightly, before scoffing, âHey! I am very good at holding my alcohol, I held several bottles growing up.â he snorted at his own terrible joke, but to his mind it was pretty damn funny.
Peter laughed his arm tightening around the other a little and his loosened-free mouth opening to speak, âWouldnât be so bad would it? you know Iâm a useless scaredy cat, I know about how to look after you when you need it. I think weâd be pretty good together.â he grinned, âSo long as you kept me in the manner to which I have become accustomed.â he said loftily. Â
















