CRETIN CONTAINMENT ZONE

yeah okay ill reblog that

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

Watching movies for Ewan McGregor really makes me wonder if he just really likes being completely nude on camera or if every director looked at him and said "yeah he's gotta get his dick out at least once"

i feel like directors and ewan would look at each other and one of them would go “are you thinking what i’m thinking?” and then they would both go “cock out!!!”

this was tumblr in 2013

This is tumblr in 2026

I'd summon twin scythes

really cool

“Where are the trans men in history?” See. When you're born a gender that was forcefully married off, who had to live most of their life indoors, when you had to raise children, and had a lobotomy if your family thought you were a tad too odd, it's kinda hard to come out as a trans man now ain't it.

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: I have an ancestor who 'pretended to be a man' for years, according to my relatives he did so in order to go to school to become a doctor, and he was eventually found out and wed off to a man and had a family, and forever would be revered for being able to get a degree 'posing as a man', but apparently even after marriage he still dressed in men's clothes and preferred to be seen as a man, forever my lineage would use his wrong pronouns but not me, I see him and I hope he smiles upon me knowing I am living a life he would have dreamed just getting to be a trans man, without being forcefully wed off and forced to have children for the sin of being born with a vagina, such is history with trans mascs, I once saw someone online say:, 'if history has a gaping hole where a minority should be, it's not because they did not exist/did not contribute, it's because they were erased', and I think about that a lot when I see stories like my ancestors knowing that our history has constantly been defiled, just like this /End ID]

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