fellas

I will never forget when my best friend told me “dont apply to Kroger because they’ll hire you”

Bro I empathize with that gay shit but the antisemitism is waaaaaay off

bro i love the concept of eldritch horrorterrors but could you possibly name your cat almost anything else?

What I love most is that we can all agree this shit timeline broke off in 2012

world ended in 2012 and this is a fever dream all our consciousness share

Soup should be a human right. In the heart of every town there should be a big pot of soup and you can help yourself. And if anybody meddles with the soup... well. the answer should be obvious.

i will neber forgive you all because a couple months ago i posted a picture of my bong coaster that is sonic the hemphog smoking weed and it got zero notes

chronic

i meant chronic the hemphog

what if a lactating person was locked in a room with a clown indefinitely? should they just let the clown starve?????

oh what and so the lactator has to die instead? for a CLOWN?

what if you were locked in a room indefinitely with a lactating clown? would you just let yourself starve?

what if you were locked in hell forever

maybe if i had 50 posters and mood lighting in my room i wouldnt be mentally ill

i don’t think u guys need to be bullied but i do feel like a lot of y’all lack self awareness

honestly this but i do think they need to be bullied

after careful consideration you’re absolutely correct

I simply do not vibe with my father