'Ello!

look at these two characters…wouldn’t it be a shame if they…tenderly rested their foreheads together…

you can kinda tell when a writer has spent a lot of time around kids bc they avoid most of the pitfalls that come with writing children. namely, not giving them a too cutesy or twee voice but making them sound more like extremely weird little adults. kids playing pretend will almost never cutely slot into some romantic scenario for the adults' benefit bc the adults are usually too busy cleaning up or wondering what the fuck is wrong with their child. kids also have surprisingly stringent hangups ranging from very petty grievances to downright chauvinist gender roles, more often than not the result of a tragic education but sometimes far surpassing what they were taught in intensity. what im saying is there's nothing inherently wrong with treating fictional kids as stock characters but it's always quite nice to see when they aren't

what do you mean there now exists a trillionaire. that's fake. that has to be fake. im going to throw up. someone kill and eat him

im not even kidding. we're so cooked. actual nazi is the worlds first trillionaire. like. why is he even allowed to be alive. destroy him or something. what the fuck

terrible fucking person. terrible timeline. end his life. get that money out of his hands. do SOMETHING

what do you mean there now exists a trillionaire. that's fake. that has to be fake. im going to throw up. someone kill and eat him

im not even kidding. we're so cooked. actual nazi is the worlds first trillionaire. like. why is he even allowed to be alive. destroy him or something. what the fuck

honestly i think people should describe women as "handsome" more often.

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*