Starry Night

I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.

sometimes you have to take a long hard look in the mirror and say. okay buddy. you stayed up until 2am stressing about shit. you had a nightmare last night. you’re exhausted. don’t expect anything special from yourself today and don’t handle any dangerous goods. sparkle on

Smash Mouth was right, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming

The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol

rb to have an extra gay 2026

i can never stop myself from swearing "jesus christ" in character when playing ttrpgs so my workaround for this has been that in every setting i run there is a different historical catastrophe that's always caused by a different guy but in each case, coincidentally, his name was jesus christ, so there's always a diegetic reason why people use that exclamation like a curse.

in my old spelljammer campaign jesus christ was a gnome who fucked up during the construction of a space elevator between two orbit-locked planets, causing them to collide and costing the space bridge company 51 quintillion gold in resurrection costs and restitutive damages, which i think merits people 90 years later still using your name like it means "fuck me, this sure is a pickle"

sometimes in a new game or even a one-shot, a canny player who's been at my table before will pre-emptively ask me "so who's jesus christ?"

I hate that like when arguing with christians about how they think that homosexuality is a sin because of the bible its a faux pas to be like ok well that's not real

I do not care about someone's personal creation mythology but when we are talking about like actual legislation that decides equal rights it is like ok you cannot just say source: religious document. why is that even allowed or taken seriously

Thank god soulmates (one person destined for you that you will never be happy without) aren't real but soulmates (people you understand and connect with on a special level, multiple, some of which you havent met yet) are real

Welcome to my escape room. *places an affectionate cat on your lap*