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We have two, unrelated celebrities named Will Ferrell and Pharrell Williams.

If you want to kiss you must brave the FIRE

NICE

If I caption this “I can haz cheezburger?” do you think the fabric of time and space will rip and we’ll be flung violently back into our own past?

At this point being flung back that far might well be worth it.

“the game” is a sleeper agent activation phrase for anyone who was in middle school between 2006 and 2009 and apparently ppl any younger than that are blissfully unaware of the psychological warfare of the game

doesn’t matter, we already lost

WHEW

@sadrien-depreste

Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?

and fucking spiders like wtf is up with them being inside houses like bish you dont pay rent gtfo

is no one gonna talk about fucking roaches like WTF they doin anywhere on this earth like some spiders willl eat your flies and bugs but WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE ROACHES EVEN DOING THEY NEED TO STOP

Roaches help our world with decomposing our trash. BUT FUCKING WASPS BITCH. WHAT THE FUCK DO WASPS DO???????!