like an apple whirling silently in space

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Regulus is passive

Evan is passive agressive

evan takes extra detailed notes the way he knows barty likes because barty takes his studies more seriously than he lets on & will need to revise notes from previously in the year that hes already thrown away himself. he always carries little snacks with him for regulus because hes bad about forgetting to eat, and evan knows that sometime before lunch regulus will stand up and get woozy because of it.

Barty: What do you mean Regulus is dead? He’s right there. *Unhinged laughter*

sirius:

sirius:

regulus, just about nodding off: ever

Regulus gets random shocks of pain his nerves forever fried from long uses from the cruciatus curse. Sometimes he felt numb, his limbs trembled or spasms, foggy memory, and nightmares. He knew his mother wouldn’t go far enough to make him go insane but not out of love but because she needs a sane heir. Barty supports him taking him to the closest place to sit when he starts feeling bad.

Regulus can cook but Barty cleans mostly because Regulus hates any unknown or yucky feeling even while cooking he washes his hands after anything gets on him.

The pair are Luna's godparents and love to spoil her, she comes over from time to time and has her own room set up.

Barty took Regulus's name, there wasn't even a talk about it they both knew the Crouch name was going to die with Barty.

Their wedding was grand but at the same time small, only close friends, no family for obvious reasons besides Barty's mother and Sirius who walked Regulus down the aisle.

They take trips together, long trips to different countries just because they can.