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the only cure is rosekiller headcanons from the loml (you)

A little late lol sorry hopefully you didnt die I was so bartylily pilled today

• barty suicide baits evan when they fight

• evans way of saying I love you is that admist his stoic emotionlessness he might glance Barty's way with soft eyes.

• it makes barty practically foam at the mouth.

• Barty wants to steal evans shoes because his are always super nice

• evan gives barty a lucky rabbits foot

• when barty scrapes his knees evan bandages them

• barty draws on evans hands and he pretends to hate it but he actually loves it

• barty makes sure not to kill spiders. For evans sake.

• barty went vegan for evan

• evan kinda forced him actually because barty cant cook for shit and its always been evans job to keep barty alive

• all rooftops belong to them at night

• they explore abandoned buildings

• barty makes those fuckass still water tiktoks

• evan always keeps the weird bottles of medicine and stuff from abandoned hospitals and threatens barty with them

• barty always complains to evan that he thinks hes gotten a disease (which, according to evan is impossible because evan is a top notch professional in cleanliness)

• barty has to change clothes before he comes into evans room. Barty likes to put on a show to which evan does not give a shit (hes sweating inside)

• evan is VERY intrigued by the mechanics of bartys body. A little too curious...  They've tried EVERYTHING. Evan is out there doing routine checkups on this guys just to see what makes him tick.

• evans favourite is blowing air on bartys nipples to watch how he reacts. (Sorry ill stop I was gonna keep this tame lol )

•  clean freak evan x DISGUSTING barty

• barty has always been so dirty to me like he is just SO GROSS (I have freaky thoughts im keeping them locked up arent you proud)

• evan with insomnia who watches barty sleep x barty who also has insomnia and literally cant stop the blush of being watched while pretending to be asleep. Evan thinks its funny because he obviously knows bartys not sleeping.

• idk everything about rosekiller involves bodies they just wanna be in each other's skin.

• they watch movies all night long. Old westerns, the type you talk through and make out during. Something about rosekiller in front of an old box tv glowing in the darkness.

• barty is constantly jumpscared by evans cat because it just pops out of nowhere. Hes convinced its out to get him (the cat just likes him a lot)

• evan imagines bartys guts and paints them anatomically correct. Its a love language

• evan keeps a picture of bartys eyes in his wallet. Thats where the soul is, in the eyes.

• they do drugs in their bathroom because what else is there to do. I imagine they listen to the radio, just random static sometimes, and they sit on the floor basking in each other's quiet.

• evan makes bat houses for the conservation and barty likes to watch him work. Its peaceful and barty needs peace in his head.

• evan gives barty roses (did I say this before? I feel like im repeating myself a lot)

• barty always thinks of evan when he sees seeds in the ditches. Evans an avid seed harvester.

• evan collects glass bottles and barty just wanders the sides of highways looking for nice ones. Evan doesnt have the heart to say he wants SPECIFIC types of bottles. Vintage ones found buried or washed up on beaches. Hes still treasures the ones barty brings him of course.

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 Barty drags his nails harshly down the length of his back, and Regulus's only response is to lift his upper body up for more. 

"That doesn't hurt?" 

"Yeah," Regulus lets out with a groan of pleasure. 

The hand pauses, "Oh, shit, so-"

He twists his face to frown at him as he wiggles his body to get him to start again. "Doesn't mean stop." 

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