My german friend doesn’t believe in Roombas
He thinks we’re making it up and hes very angry about it
Hes accusing us of making fake amazon pages
He thinks they’re bullshit and says if we really had them why would we need maids
How do i tell him we mostly dont have maids
“Bro, we don’t have maids.”
So i said “only rich people really have maids”
And he said “why?”
“Maids are expensive”
“Just pay a kid 10€ an hour to clean”
Thats EXPENSIVE and also illegal, buddy
Child labor laws are a thing
He still thinks roombas are a lie
So it turns out in germany they use vacuum cleaners for like, the drapes and shit
So he didnt understand that roombas only clean the floor
He was angry because he thought we were claiming we had wall crawling robots
Now hes mad about dusters because vacuums are more efficient so why would we use feathers on a stick
Oh man don’t tell him about Swiffer brand
I did and he is literally crying with rage
Like i can hear his voice quivering
Holy shit my guy you are actually ruining this mans will to live.
