dougie howser fanblog

you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared

when a cloth mutual sees your wire post

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

male/female/whatever socialization is such a flimsy model

i see you say the word socialization I can only assume you make a habit of calling some poor woman male-brained for not doing all of your chores for you

i am under the influnece

Why do so many women infantilize themselves as soon as they get with a man like that mess is none of my business but it’s horrifying to watch he’s just some guy and you’re here like that’s my dada with his big boy uwu credit card what the hell are you even doing like actually

shut up whore get back to your vanilla shit or whatever

Bro gonna call dada on me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

the thing twitter has over tumblr is the ability to have handles next to your url which is especially good in the case of environmental storytelling, for example the person that tweeted something like "every time a gay person [does something nonserious] I go to chick fil a" as an obvious joke and their handle in the screenshot was "[name] the GAY IM GAY" you really cant get that level of storytelling here

the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?

Lockheed Martin was at my college's job fair