i'm slug

When the old men are gay. Reblog my post

assigned baby at birth

all babies are bastards

it sucks cuz my fave ben & jerry ice cream has a pic of jimmy fallon on it. the tonight’s dough. it’s so good though. but i hate having him in my house. i hate seeing his little cuck face in the store. i legit turn the container around when i store it in the freezer to minimize face to face time. whenever i’m gonna buy some i tell my sister “i’m going to get the little cuck cream at the store” and she knows what i mean

i abs0lut3ly h4t3 th3 w4y y0u phr4as3d “little cuck cream”

i are what i eat

you have made this post infinitely worse. blocked.

fuck dude you stunned them into regular speak instead of homestuck roleplay

picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?

spoon

Calm down, they can’t go through the blanket.

The Dark

You’re laughing. My mother sold me as an NFT to One Direction and you’re laughing.

i love that this is perfectly designed to make every single political person angry but for different reasons

Radical Centrism

David Tennant is valid af